Where to smoke?

i gotta give it to the OP. smoking weed your first time then going to school is pretty badass. i smoked a lot my sophomore and junior years before or after school and some during my senior year. i had a magical month of taking adderall during high school and that, given the setting, is fantastic.

 

ROFLMAO! that is just so damn funny, and totally believable. After reading this, I recalled an incident from years ago where I was literally in the middle of some country (where, I have and had no idea) and on top of a car hood and unable to move, beside my best friend JoAnn...so glad she was there because my usual blabbing mouth couldn't talk..my mind going, going, gone...for a time. lol About my first time really getting high, it was.

You'll enjoy it more if you can plan it with NO COPS and NO SCHOOL around to deal with...which I'm sure you've figured out.:sunny:

 

Hahaha! Yes, it was definitely the worst setting for a FIRST High, but hey.. at least i have a good story to tell when people ask me about my first I have one more joint, this time i plan on smoking it, then returning home to enjoy some music.. with out cops or 'security guards'! hahaha!

 

my first time smoking i flippppeed shiiiiiitt

"Don't tell me what to do!!! YOU'RE HIGH!!!"

 

so you live in british colombia. lots of mountains and crap there? plenty of good stuff to do for first time high.

Do not waste your first high! you wanna smoke somewhere will you will have now worries about getting caught or have to worry about parents. trust me that will destroy your high. you do not wanna have to act normal. you wanna just flow with your high and enjoy it. so make sure you are somewhere where you can laugh and smile and enjoy it.

also marijuana enhances stuff. so if you are in a good mood and crap being high will be fun. but if you are tripping about getting caught the weed will increase your anxiety and make you paranoid and stuff.


If you wanna make sure you get high your first time make sure you have a lot of weed. and hit the weed super hard and deep into you lungs. even if it burns just be a man and hit that SUPER HARD. take a fat hard burning rip. and hold it in for 1 or 2 seconds even if you wanna cough it all out.

then if you did it right you are gonna cough for like a minute straight and feel like you are choking and stuff. take like 4 or 5 of those monster fat painful rips and wait 10min.

if you still not high after 10min. take another 4 to 5 monster fat rips. also after every rip deep inhale some air into you lungs. remember not your mouth but into your lungs.

once you get high report back the experience to us.

again I recommend you smoke somewhere safe where you can relax and enjoy yourself for an hour or two. like when your parents are not home or like make a trip to some nice mountain trail or something. or a friends house with no parents.

 

I actually already did it, and had my first high, and posted my experience right here, befour you posted this..

But, just incase you didnt see it, here it is.

 

Often the first time you do anything is less than perfect, and you eventually get used to how to do it most enjoyably. Part of the fun of getting high is in finding new, safe places to do it, and being creative with it.

I remember one cool time I got high, up above the 405 (San Diego) Fwy, in L.A., up off of Sunset Blvd., behind this big-ass hotel that was right next to the freeway. This was vacant land, in what is known as "The Santa Monica Mountains", really just a bunch of big-ass hills between L.A. and the San Fernando Valley.

A bunch of us went there one night, parked in the hotel parking lot, and hiked back into the hills a little, where no one was. It was even foggy, so we felt a kind of peaceful and quiet isolation. Getting high there was very cool. We could relax, and concentrate on the high, and not on trying to "act normal". "Acting normal", at least back then, was called "maintaining",,as in "Hey, dude,,,maintain." (To be used when you get high with friends, and one of your friends starts acting strange or laughing out loud and calling attention to himself and your group, in a public setting.)

I remember walking through the neighborhood with a friend of mine, when he was being an asshat, and I said,,"Dude,,maintain.", and his response was "Maintain? Butane." We both cracked up at that point. It was cool, since it was just a residential neighborhood, and we were the only ones out walking. I guess I was just a bit paranoid, thinking maybe someone would report back to our parents.

Have fun.

 

I used to piss with no hands so the sound of the liquids colliding would mask the click of my lighter...

lol

 

also, it's one thing if your food comes out of your mouth cuz you cant help but laughing. but try not to have it come out your nose lol.

 

alone or with your friends you can smoke.

 

You can smoke the same places u can breathe