Where Is The Weirdest Place You've Ever Masturbated?

sure is, i thought i was the only one.

 

I've actually fucked your mother in the ass, and it was good. Fucking piece of shit.

 

in my car whilst driving
in my car with some one watching me
at work i was the only one on site so was compleatly naked
in the front window of my old house the day we left not sure if anyone saw me but who cares lol

 

Tanning beds

 

That must make a weird tan line.

C/S,
Rev J

 

Nah. lol. Not really much of a difference. I didn't keep my hand there the WHOLE time ha ha.

 

In a gondola in peak time skiing

 

Probably on the 4th floor of my high school. Most students weren't allowed to go up there, so it was very desolate and quiet. It seemed like the perfect place to get off at.

 

whilst fishing on countless occasions if the fish arent biting
in the car
public toilets
at work at my desk when people have gone home

once noticed a girl who was masturbating down the end of the office - she didnt realise I was behind my screen after hours lol

 

Rode my motorcycle off to a wooded area but not far from the road to have a wank where I knew people would be driving by but couldn't recognize me.
Also, pounded a few out at the office after work using a sexy co-workers sweater (ditched the sweater before blowing).
I like masturbating in new places but don't ever want to get caught so I don't do it as often as I might like.

 

Ive masturbated in my car a bunch but i guess the weirdest would be at the gym.

 

In an orchard on a hot day & I were in my early teens.

 

in many many places, last summer at a cricket match, on the grass in the sunshine while the boys played with their bats and balls, I played with my p****

 

School parking lot, at night with hardly anyone around. Just for the hell of it.

 

A bathroom of a school house I went to during class, driving, and a parking lot next to a seminar I was at.

 

my car in the parking lot at work

 

Might be easier to say about places I haven't Jerked Off at.
I know I used to Beat Off in the boys room in 7th grade, standing at an opened urinal.
A bunch of us had a circle Jerk in the back of the church 7th and 8th grade.
High School lavatory--the kind with 15 opened urinals in a row.
Work men's rooms. Opened bay dorm in the Air Force, to include Lackland AFB (TX), Shepherd AFB (TX), Andrews AFB (Wash. DC), (the late) Clark AB in the Philippines and Patrick AFB (FL).
Did it in a airplane flying from Texas to Philadelphia, under my coat with an Army guy sitting next to me. Yeah, he know what I was doing, said it was a good idea and he did it too. Guess that makes us "Mile Highers."
In the bath tube, in the shower--Stopped that, soap irritates the head and cracks it.
Jerked Off in ABS and adult movie theaters.
*** Just to name a few ***

 

i've masturbated at work (office setting) at my desk

 

Sir, I believe you have just won.

 

school. work. in the loungeroom with mom and dad watching basic instinct when i was about 12. on a train staring up schoolgirl skirt.