Where Is The Weirdest Place You've Ever Masturbated?

The Dog-House in my Aunt's backyard. What a view...

 

... not touching that one.

Probably the weirdest for me would be on an airplane, in the bathroom. I wanted to see if the altitude really did make a difference. It didn't, at least not by myself.

 

On the top self of a storage shed. Well, it was private...

 

In a cave deep underground...total darkness.

 

i once masturbated while bombing down the interstate at like 1 AM. imagine driving 70 MPH and masturbating.

 

ive done it several places...ive done it in a parking garage, in a Dominos kitchen, a mall bathroom, a hot tub ive just done it several places

 

In the cockpit of an airplane. No pun intended.

 

At a carnival in a spook house. I found a kind of out of the way corner, pulled down my panties then began. Feeling people bumping into me, feeling hands searching for walls only to find me intensified the experience. My friends I was with at the time thought I only got lost in there.

 

in my grandparents living room, my grandpa, me and my grandma were on the sofa, my brother and cousins were on the floor watching a movie, i was off in another world daydreaming about sex, it was cold (my grandparnets dont have central air) and only had an electric heater and me and my grandpa were under the covers, i squeezed my dick through my pjs until i came in my boxers, i dont think anyone noticed.

 

I did it in my room when two friends were playing video games, they didnt notice

 

In the sand dunes in Galveston in broad daylight. I'm not sure if anyone saw, but I like to think someone did.

 

man that is so sexy Fallon.
ive done it walkin down the street, and in a library, but it was my girls hand doin all the work while i brushed up on some revision

 

in the toilets at school, on camp with a friend while the rest of the people were sleeping,

 

well i like different places... ive done it in a few different tree stands, on the train, once in an open field when it was sunny but there were drops of rain falling, and i like to do it when im high in trees...

 

On a loaded coach bus while sitting next to someone who didn't notice.

 

dont know about wierdest - but sitting on the sofa at home while chatting on the telephone to my wifes mother

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Hmmm. "Wierdest" place? Public bathroom in a hostel. Dug a little hole in the ground and put my jacket sleeve in it and fucked that in the middle of a forrest (no it did NOT feel that great) LOL. Friend's houses - on their sofa, or in the bathroom.

 

In a forest or in a airline tolit wile there was a lodes of people waiting to go for a slash.

 

i mean out side of the tolit of course

 

i've masturbated in so many places... hmmmm
my bed, my floor, all three bathrooms in my house, mom's bed, both of my sisters beds, kitchen floor, dining room table, living room floor, couch (upstairs and down), dad's car, in the bathroom's of all my friend's houses, in a camper, at school (bathrooms and in class), every house i've babysat in, my driveway, on a plane, at computer, dad's apartment, stairs, on a walk, while in the same bed as my friends (but they didn't know)