Where is the wackiest place you had sex?

I was in my apartment with the person I was seeing at the time. It was me, him, and another friend. She (the other person there) was on the computer, so him and I went into my garage, closed the garage door, and had sex in my car..
When you need it, you need it.. Also, in that apartment I had the smallest shower imaginable. He and I managed it in there too. Still don't know, but it was quite the scene..

 

while driving...
at the beach...
in a grassy alley between two beach hotels...
in a hot tub...
under a porch at a party..
in my bed (parents and family upstairs)....
on barstools...
in a dj booth...
hanging upside down from a trapeez bar, jk

 

place: announcer's box at a park
time: 3rd inning of the game on the neighbouring feild
...yummy

 

place: announcer's box at a park
time: 3rd inning of the game on the neighbouring feild
...yummy

 

NO bro' you missunderstood what i said.....i said i had sex on my quad...with my ex while we was ridin it through trails...lmfao i cant believe you actually thought that ,i dont think that is considered safe sex lol ....

 

While driving on the interstate and highway.....about ten times....
Girls' shower at Yogi in the Smokies, Cherokee, NC. It was all pink. Very fun.
Parking lot of Border's book store....
Sitting on the couch while my family was 15 feet away talking in the kitchen.... we had to be very still and very quiet, but it was very very good.....
All over the park. It's so pretty there. It's the best place.

 

*I lost my virginity in a grave yard.
*i dated the son of a pastor, his home was next to the church... and with six kids in his house it was impossible to do anything... so the church became regular fuck fest grounds.
*In a Micro bus on state street in Madison, WI
*In a canadian truckstop shower
*My stepgrandmother's bed (don't ask)
*At a youth group sleep over in the middle of close to 20 jesus freaks
*In the woods while it was drizzling out on a hot summer night
*On the playground of my elementary school
*Behind the stadium during a football game
*On top of a looking tower on Granite Peak
*Multiple places in my home and other's homes with doors open and family memebers in the other room.


...and that's all I can think of right now...

 

I lost my virginity in a closet. That same night, we consimated (?) our relationship again in his bed -- he shared his bedroom with 5 of his roommates. ( I was in high school he was in college) .... Junior prom weekend, great memories.

Another wacky place was the front steps of my neighborhood's catholic church. (which was condemned a few years back -- not my fault, i swear ...lol)

 

the sandwich place or a trainstation

 

....Lunchroom at my highschool durin a basketball game
....Football field house during school
....Sonic after hours...windows were tinted
....Dixie trophy house...ppl at sonic could see if they knew to look
....Ballpark...lower softball field
....futon with my friends sittin on the chair across from it
....Boyfriends driveway parents were home
....on my fourwheeler...but we were sittin still
....my grandparents swimmin pool
....hood of the car...middle of the night...walmart parkin lot
....and thats all i can think of off the top of my head

 

--dorm laundry room in a common area, on the dryer (yes it was running, but only after we knocked on someone's door & asked if they had a laundry access card)

--on a toilet, in an open public bathroom, during a very busy frat party
--in the shower of a multi-person bathroom of a dorm
--in the backseat of a honda, while security trucks circled the lot, while he was on the phone with his girlfriend (im so bad)

xoxo
cortnee

 

One time we laid out a blanket underneath one of those big huge towers that they use for cell phones or something... it was weird.... It kept buzzing because of all the voltage, and there was a helicopter that kept flying around near us... but it was fun.

 

After reading all those places, the wackiest place I'd sex would be my bed I guess

 

at a party i suppose. it was outside under this shelter kind of thing with 20 people 5-7 metres away sitting around a camp fire

 

hmm,
London Gatwick Airport, Terminal One.
Back seat of a Coach (half full).
In the sea opposite a crowded beach.
In a nightclub.
Up a tree.



~

 

In one of those big wave pools at a water park.

 

On the hood of hubby's car, while it was parked on the street in front of our house... it was only about 9:30 or 10 pm on a summer night. We were really slow, so anyone that was staring us down coulda guessed what we were doing, but not at first glance. (And we were in view of nearly every house on the street.)

Two old lady neighbors came home from grocery shopping while we were in the middle of it, only about 15 or 20 feet away from us across the street, carried in their groceries and everything. LOL.

 

In the back of a '70 VW squareback in a park, mid-afternoon.
On the deck of the Polynesia (Windjammer Barefoot Cruise) on a singles cruise.

 

On the bed in the back of a huge RV. That was in a driveway.
In an auditorium.
On the floor of a public bathroom.
On a futon in my basement, everyone was home.
In a school bus (I'm in band).
In a storage closet.
On my bedroom floor with the door wide open, everyone was home.
In the backseat of an old friend's car while he walked around, but didn't stay gone for long enough and walked up and saw us (me and my ex-g/f), then proceeded to run away.
Ford Ranger. Extended cab my ass.


Hmm... I never really thought of all the weird places...

 

In a tent at Glastonbury It was about 11am, a band had just started and there were quite a lot of people wandering outside righ tnext to our tent