where is the most bizarre place you have masturbated

Why would the girls here at this site, with this abuncance of beauty have to masturbate at all? i can imagine the countless guys after you.

 

In the fitting room at hot topic, a dead show, a funeral........


(ok that last one was supposed to be a joke, kinda morbid huh?)

 

*checks behind doors* no men here...

*checks in back of refrigerator* nope, no men...

*checks on top shelf of closet* no men...

*checks under seatcushions on livingroom chairs* no, no...still no men...

*sigh* nobody even wanted to be forced to marry me in that thread in random thoughts earlier today.

i'm so unloved!



*happily buzzes away*

 

School bus.

 

in an airplane's bathroom .. it was a loooong flight and the urge hit.

 

lets seeeeeeeeeeeee........

locker room and showers
bus
string cheese incident show

those are probably the weirdest i guess

 

out in the forest, sitting naked on a chair that was repaired with duct tape . using a big load of vaseline. hows that for bizarre?

 

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on my parents bed...movie theater....school bathroom, no not really, i dont masturbate (serouisly) i always thought others should do it for u... it feels much better anyway, but when i was younger, i did bathtub..

 

The car, on the bank of a river, school bathroom, in the bathroom of a topless bar after a couple lap dances, end of my drive way-late one night(i live in the country), While in the city I masturbated in a swing in the back yard one night. Jerkin outside is the best. I tend to masturbate where i can get caught. I would for a dreadie chic to walk in and just watch me blow a huge load all over myself-but thats another thread completely...

 

Oh yea and in the hot tub at the gym(American Family Fitness)while older lady swimmin the pool next to me the whole time- i just dropped my shorts to my ankles in the hot tub and went for it-the hot water really made the O intense. After I blew my load i pulled up and when to take a cold shower. Right before I made it into the locker room, she got in the hot tub- I wonder if my cum floated onto her???

 

Those jets in above ground pools are GREAT! Gets me all warm and fuzzy just thinking about it

 

....one day i went to the local swimming pool by myself and i was so horny (hadnt had sex in like...centuries) and there were two really good looking boys by the pool and i was just looking at them...so i went to the deep end and had a little fingering session that finished at the toilets afterwards....on my own of course.

 

OMG! I know. So sad.

I even (as a bit of a joke/study on the desensitization of culture) tried to sell myself on front of the steps outside one of the buildings at school. Only one person turned around and made an offer.

*sigh*

 

When i lived in new york city, , a girl i delivered to, asked me to deliver some ganja to some stewardesses at a corp. apartment, well, they were from out of town, wanted to party & i ended up stroking off for them in exchange for them takeing off their tops and the chubby one took my load in her mouth, that was hot!

 

My desk at work. Thank God for cubicles.