OK I get the point. I can't be an ass anymore. You're breaking my heart, man. I wasn't aware that I needed to consult you before being nice to someone. Not sorry for that.
I wasn't talking to you. Awfully sensitive aren't we? Perhaps you should step away from the situation. It's not even remotely about you.
goldschlager is why I cant drive right now and what I was doing when I broke the shot glass (see FUCK thread, random thoughts)
Oh God, sorry man. See now I owe the apology. I think I need to get a pair of glasses so I can read these dam things right. Duh on my part.
You need to consult me before taking your morning piss and scratching your ass. Wtf makes you think you can go around saying you're sorry to people without asking first?