Where/How do you prefer to pleasure yourself?

mhmm interesting, i have never heard of the 'hot water bottle' trick before....how do you do it?

 

A man I've dubbed "the proffessor" on twitter told me how to turn a hot water bottle into a sex toy...and believe me, it bloody works!

Basically you fill a hot water bottle by about a third with hot water (as hot as you feel necessary, just don't burn your cock...I use freshly boiled water, seems ok) and then squeeze all the air out of it.
Now you should be able to bend it in half nicely with the water equal on both sides.
If you don't want cum on your bottle then wrap your dick in a wank towel / sock / whatever to catch the cum. Either way you're gonna need a fair bit of lube (which really makes masturbation feel amazing btw!)
Now you're ready.
Place the hot water bottle on top of two pillows. Place your lubed penis (with towel on or off) in the middle of the hot water bottle. Wrap it around your penis. now wrap the pillows around the water bottle (this adds extra height for more comfort and you can lean on it). I find wrapping the pillows alternitive ways helps them to fold better. Now thrust away like you're having real sex.

It sounds like it won't be very good but once you've found the right place it'll be amazing! Nice, warm sex-like masturbation!

It really works!

I've had many amazing orgasms using this...far better than regular masturbation!

If you don't want to bother with this just try filling a hot water bottle up full and rubing yourself on it or masturbating whilst your balls rest on it.

 

I run a hot bath, light some candles, then turn on some Phil Collins.

While my woman's preoccupied taking a bath I quickly rub one out into my happy sock while watching porn on the net.

 

HAHA! Good one

 

mhmm that definitely turned me on!! Too bad i don't have a penis

 

I would imagine just rubbing yourself across the bottle may do something...maybe?

 

perhpas it could. i bet the hotter the water the more pleasure i'll receive. ;-)

 

That's pretty much the same with me tbh Just don't burn yourself

 

I love to gently, slowly and subtly tease my cock through my jeans whe I'm feeling horny. Until I'm hard then I'll stroke my cock until I cum, the idea of nobody knowing turns me on so much

 

i tried it and t felt A M A Z I N G! ;-)

 

I can understand how that turns you on. That's why i like public porn (when it's discreet)

 

Now we KNOW.

 

I'm very glad ;-) and happy to know

 

in fornt of the PC, its just my spot...

 

So glad you liked the hot water bottle idea. I think it is great. BTW, what happened to you on twitter???? ;-((

"the Professor" lol

 

sorry, i have been preoccupied with other things..however you should be seeing me online alot more, feel free to tweet me ;-)

 

Hey dude! Yeah my twitter account got blocked
I have set up another in the same name, just put a "1" after it, lol.
I lost all my following / followers list though So I had to find wha I could on the pages I had loaded and basically hunt people down after that!

 

In my bed thinking about a couple of girls I had fucked. Wish I still was fucking them

 

Just bought the Fleshlight Girls Jenna Swallows and yeah.. that's my favourite way to maturbate now! In bed with that...10/10 !
So yeah I highly recommend it

 

Generally I like to use a bottle of fabric softener and an electric toothbrush