Where have you been and where would you lıke to go?

hey i just built a space shuttle in my back yard, you wanna go to Uranus with me?

 

*giggles* like a date :&

But yeah sure, I was afraid I might have to marry an alien... I'll bring cookies, plants and elephants

 

Zimbabwe (obviously)

South Africa
England
Scotland
Wales
France
Belguim
Switzerland
Austria
Germany
Italy
Croatia
Slovenia
Canary Islands

 

*giggles* you can look at it as a date if you want.. heehee lol

oooh do you have an elephant?? i want one... but i can bring my penguin Fluffy and my invisible cat (i think it ran away again though, i can't see it anywhere.. have you seen it?) and my little monster that lives under my bed, Doug!
We can all be best friends!! Too bad that Doug doesn't really like to make friends.. he's a bit og a loner you see..

P.S. I can bring forks too!

 

Woohoo, a date

But keep in mind, it's a mini elephant... It's about navel high, it's black, it's tusks are in the mouth, it's a little furry and has no trunk... But don't tease it, it bites!

And an invisible cat you say... Umm, I think I saw it yesterday, but then I lost my special glasses...
You have a monster under your bed I lost mine after I got my room painted, cause I have no regular places for my bed, I just move it around as it suits me

Don't worry, doug can come too... But that means we'll have to bring a bed But you say you've got the space ship, so I'll bring the bad... Unless doug is too attached to your bed, then we'll bring yours... Two beds is a waste of space

And oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!!!! Forks... I love forks

 

that elephant sound far out! what's it's name?

Of course you'll lose your monster if you keep moving your bed around! everybody knows that..
That's why i never move my bed, Doug would get really pissed! And when he gets pissed he starts to chew on my big toe.. it helps him relax...

Yeah we kinda have to take my bed if Doug is coming along. But you and i can share my bed, after all.. we are on a date

 

Well it's name is gunter, but people who know's it calles it marv... It's in a gender crisis so it prefers "it" instead of he or she

And yeah, I found out after I lost my monster I was just growing so fond of it... And yeh, about the big toe biting, I'll bet it's relaxing... Gotta try that sometime.
Maybe when we're sleeping in your bed, I can like turn around in it so I can nibble at your toe while you're sleeping... I hope your bed isn't too big, cause then I'd have to find an other excuse to tug in to you So doug is def. comming along.

I tried not moving my bed, but then I had like 40 cm of dust and spider web under it

 

yeah that happens to more people than you know.. i've tried to warn them, but some people just don't listen!

I think i saw Doug's cousin hiding in the bushes the other day, maybe i can go find him and take him home with me so when you get here, you can take him with you back home and put under your bed But remember, do NOT move your bed! Even though you get 40cm of dust and spider web under it.. The monsters like that! It's impossible to keep a monster in a place that's completely clean!

Oh you're in luck, my bed is quite small! I just hope there's still something left of my big toe...

 

You never warned me What's doug's cousin called!? If it's dough it's gonna get really confusing... I guess I could keep it in the same place... For a monster

Woohoo, small bed!! And if there isn't anything left of your big toe, I'm just gonna have to use an other once, I might have to just lick it tho, because then it lasts longer than if I nibble I hope you're tickelish

I just got a little tired of the spiders when they started running over my chest when I was watching tv (Yes, I'm very bad at the whole cleaning thing)

 

oh i'm sorry.. i guess i just thought you knew already... sowwy


No, his name is Peter... but everyone calls him Mark. And you don't have to worry about spiders running all over you *shudders at the thought of spiders running all over her* if you get Mark, cause he eats spiders. He thinks they're his friends.

O oh.. i'm really ticklish! But i guess it'll be ok.. i've gotten kinda used to it cause Doug is always trying to eat my feet..

 

But I didn't know and now he's gone

ahaha, spiders are like really small, they won't eat ya Don't be scared of them... But I really don't wanna be marks friend, when that's how he treats them

it's okay, I like ticklish... It's so sweet Besides I heard somewhere that something that tickles is a sign of sexual stimulation

 

oh they're small but very evil! evil little buggers... *curses the spiders silently*


oh but mark's only trying to be nice.. he thinks that they like it when he eats them.. he doesn't know any better

sexual stimulation you say.. interesting..
i think you have permission to tickle me haha

 

okay then, very evil Kill them, kill then all!!

And yeah I know he is, but I still don't like being eaten... Been there done that, not going back

I think I heard somewhere that it was stimulating But anyways, you damn well better believe I'll be tickling you

 

no, i could never kill a spider! again.... i had to kill one in my room once and i was so afraid that it would come back and kill me while i was sleeping or something so i had to sleep on the couch... me no like spiders.. *sniff*


but mark doesn't eat humans. he doesn't like how we taste. and he told me once that he really doesn't like to eat danish people, he said you taste like frikadeller...

Will tickling be the only thing you'll be doing to me... or do you have more in store for me?

 

Ahaha, that is so cute, in a morbid way... Just eat a few spiders and you'll get over it, or get bitten by one and become spidergirl, then you can drag yourself on the road using only your web

And hey! I'm very fond of frikadeller Ummm, they're just sooo goood

Patience, the question is not if I'll be doing more than tickling, the question is where, how and with what I'll be tickling you

 

eat.. a.. spider..? are you crazy? ugh.. you could probably feel it crawling inside you.. aaah.. *cringes in a corner* no more spiders.. no more spiders...




hahaha who doesn't love frikadeller?

ah, so many questions.. so little time.. well you know we've got the space shuttle to ourselves.. *naughty grin* i guess the rest is up to you...

 

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/da/6/63/Jagtedderkop.jpg Don't tell me that isn't cute

Actually I don't think I've ever met anyone who didn't like frikadeller, gawd they're awesome

yeah, a space shuttle and only one small bed... I'll bet it's cold up there, but don't worry I know a mean trick to keeping warm

 

ssshhhh.... this place is full of vegetarians... and vegans... if people find out that you like frikadeller, they'll eat you two alive. Yes - just like blood is magnet to sharks, pork-eaters are magnets to vegetarians. They'll eat you up alive, and they'll enjoy to swallow your juicy flesh and to drink your refreshing blood.

 

AAHH!!! Are you trying to give me a heartattack!?! And no, that's NOT cute!!
You're seriously weird i tell ya..

*hands rasmus a plate of frikadeller* enjoy

yes, it's very cold up there...i wonder what we could do to keep warm...

 

Ahaha, those veggies can just come get some, I am the king of eating


And I'm sorry sara You could've just not looked, hehe It is kinda cute, and I'm not weird, I don't know why everybody keeps telling me that

Well what ever we're gonna be doing I know that it'll be a lot more energetic if we just bring a thin blanket for that bed