Where do you hide your sex toys?

mine are in the draw next to the bed,

 

I have a toy box in the cabinet in my bathroom...

 

Under my bras. My hitachi wand I don't bother hiding...it's a massager for my sore neck

 

I bet people think your neck smells good!

 

In my bottom wardrobe drawer. I tend to have sex toys that are rather ambiguous...pacifier for butt plug, candles for dildos, etc. I have this fear of dying some day and people cleaning out my wardrobe. It shouldn't matter to me but it does

 

I've thought about that, too. But finally decided that who ever cleans out my house is going to get a huge education...

 

Well let’s get this thread going again,

Mrs.TC keeps everything in the nightstand on her side of the bed

A couple of different lubricants, some toys, soft ties, a bit of cloth to cover her eyes, and a soft towel.

 

Bathroom cabinet and husband's nightstand. Soon to be moved into a locked box.

 

Draw next to my bed

 

Locked??

 

Bottom drawer of my file cabinet.

 

Haha yeah SO left something open and we'll it wasn't a fun thing to deal with when you have kids... But thankfully there to young to understand..

 

Oh...I see. Just don't lose the key when you're desperate for some relief!

 

What I have found works well for me, is a literal toolbox. Nothing fancy but they are spacious and can lock if desired.

 

Ours is actually a kids bench Toy Box . We did keep it locked but it holds a lot of stuff . A lot of stuff we got free as we were on a testing programme and is therefore still boxed.

 

Nowhere - the missus uses the too haha

 

I have to laugh at this. Sorry, It has nothing to do with the subject. But a few weeks ago this subject came up with a friends wife.

There young child, a toddler, was getting into everything. One day the toddler came walking into their kitchen and said " Mommy, What is this ? it makes a funny noise and feels funny. This child had discovered a vibrator. Had turned it on and was walking around the house with it. Holding it up like it was a telephone . Yeah Mom was a little embarrassed at the time. But in telling the story was laughing about it and saying that they need to find a better location to store it. Instead of the night stand drawer. I suggested a plastic tool box . And one of those combination pad locks that you can set your own combination numbers to it. I suggest the last four numbers of her cell phone or something like that that is easy to remember. She now refers to it as Mommy's new toy box. And little hands no longer gets into Their toys..

 

i hide mine up my arse ,,for sure nobody will find them there ,i like to walk around the supermarket ,with vibratiing balls up my butt ,,to see iff i can manage it ,without getting a hardon ,witch is a bit more difficult to hide

 

Depends on where Hubby is when he Cumms to Visit!

 

Always in my pantie drawer. Best place to find it and see some sexy things inside.