Where do you hide your sex toys?

In a bag with a zipper and a little padlock. Easy to transport for sleepovers.

 

Under my bed

 

In my craftsman toolbox

 

some in the top drawer by the bed
some in the walk in wardrobe in a box and in a suit case
old VHS porno in the walk in wardrobe also.
some mags in the shed at home
more mags at work
old VHS and DVD at work in a huge book case
They look awesome !!!
oh yes and a couple of mags in my old boat
i can't throw any of it away

 

Man thats such a shame :mickey:

 

I just put some of mine in this box since my adult daughter is moving back in with me soon.



And in case the temptation is too much, I want to get one of those spring snakes that will jump out of the box if it's opened, lol

 

Aerianne, you do realize that when she sees that she's gonna freak out. Those dang kids have some stupid idea that us older folks can't get laid. Too weird.

 

Totally Cool...



Cheers Glen.

 

Nice idea to hide the sex toys.....!!

 

We don't really have many "toys" but the things we use in sex we just leave out. The new drones can see everything anyways.

 

i don't hide them i have my fleshlight's and other toys. i use to hide my porn but now my mom has seen my porn when she found them she said its normal and you ask me anything about sex. i don't hide my toys now she's seen pretty much everything and now i'm not afraid to talk about sex to my mom

 

I keep mine in the top draw of my bed side cabinet -nice & handy for when I get randy lol

 

I hide mine in nzmale's ass

 

My wife has a couple of toys and she's always worried about leaving it in her bedside table as my mother in law comes to stay with us on occasions (and she's a nosey so and so). So to give her piece of mind, I've built her a little wooden box that I've fixed to the underside of her underwear draw near the rear. You wouldn't know it's there unless you knew what you were looking for! I got a lot of browny points for that!

 

I'd have left the biggest nastiest looking one exactly where my mother-in-law could find it..........

 

Inside an underwear draw yes but underneath one?! She's good! Maybe I should reassess our hiding spot! Lol

 

Bad move they may think they are going to find a way to hit play on the DVD player and get a fist full of dong.

C/S,
Rev J

 

I only have one sex toy but it goes in its little box in the underwear drawer with our condoms.

 

Duuuude! You're not sharing them with her, I hope. Parents get jealous sometimes, I know. But now you're scaring me!

 

There's a room in my house that holds all my goodies, which remains under lock and key while not in use!