Where do you hide your sex toys?

If you live in a shared house (other than with your partner) i.e. with friends or family, and your room may have people visit it now and again, where do you hide your sex toys? In a box? In a bag? Under your bed? What if you have a huge collection? Where do you hide them?

 

bottom drawer

 

In a lockbox

 

Mmm lock box... Interesting..

 

underneath undies in my drawer

 

in a box under my bed

 

i know this isnt a sex toy but i used to keep my condoms in a small nightstand thing that had clear drawers (i live alone) and my little brother came into town to visit and i let him crash in my room and all the sudden i hear EWWWWWW!!!!!!.. I go into my room and my brother was pointing at the condoms and was like You have sex!????.. EWWWW!!!!... fucking hysterical

 

I never had any sex toys. My wife had to endure me hanging my handcuffs on the wall next to the bed. No we weren't into BDSM. I used to be a cop and it's just something I had and was just being a wise ass by hanging them there.

Actually, I am pretty out, got my porn all over my house and an extensive sexual library. The advantage of living alone and not caring that ppl know what a perv I am.

 

Don't have any at the moment but i did have a vibrator at one time years ago and i keep it in my dresser drawer. one day i came how from work and was having a beer with the neighbor guy and he tells me that a few days before my sons had found it and were showing all their friends ...wanted to crawl away at that point lol but didn't

 

I "hide" it in a box in my closet. I say "hide" because my mom knows pretty much whats in there, and where it is, just as I know where her stuff is, so we have no reason to go snooping around.

Shale was a cop I can see the kinky roleplay sessions now

L_S

 

i dont really have to hide them, but i usually keep them in my underwear drawer

 

I have two spots (yeah, so?). One is in a filing cabinet, if you pull it all the way out there is some space behind the files and I have a plastic bag back there.

Other space is on the top shelf of the closet behind some old boxes.

 

Wen i was living with my mum my rabbit was hidden under the bottom drawer of my chest of drawers. I used to pull it out and put if there by the floor (in a little purse thingy). Dunno if anyone ever found it.

Now i live alone they're all in bedside cabinet. Bottom drawer next to tampax, tissues and (mostly out of date ) condoms...

 

lol.. you mean the banana next to my bed?

 

No place is safe for me to hide a sex toy. My sister goes through my shit all the time (looking for valuables, drugs, etc.) so yeah..

I use my hand and other household items I can clean and put back where they were. No one has ever noticed.

 

Someday, when you move out, you gotta tell your sister about those cucumbers she ate - and why.

 

HAHAHA I have yet to use a cucumber, but that would be hilarious to see the look on her face.

 

I remember seeing this ad on YouTube about the parents coming over for dinner, and the boyfriend (out of haste, and desperation) makes cucumber sandwiches. The look on the girls face was priceless as the dad said "These cucumber sandwiches are delicious!"

If I knew someone was going through my stuff I'd get the weirdest shit imaginable, and put it where I knew she was going to look.

L_S

 

OMG that is FUNNY as hell!

You are SO bad!

 

I gave my last girlfriend a hollowed out book and she kept "Fabio" in there! When we broke up, I went in a few weeks later, took it, and hid it elsewhere. I bet she went crazy wondering where it went, worrying it would show up when her parents came to visit.