Where are you masturbating right now?? If you are that is

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by Metalhead79, Oct 13, 2013.

  1. Metalhead79

    Metalhead79 Visitor

    Figured it'd be cool to get a thread going of our masturbation journeys.

    I'm waiting in a parking lot for someone, my truck windows are tinted and I got it going on...all these people around me have no idea, love it.

    What about you? Are you masturbating right now? Anywhere out of the norm? Share it here.
     
  2. MattyDigs

    MattyDigs Member

    My room, you weirdo
     
  3. Metalhead79

    Metalhead79 Visitor

    I can't help that phones give me a fuckin computer for watching videos in my truck, maybe you should upgrade and try it one day ;)
     
  4. PineMan

    PineMan Senior Member

    I've just finished a good session whilst in the bath, after having had my weekly pubic shave, using the soap as lube.

    Previously I've never really had much success with masturbating in the bath, but just recently I've had a bathroom renovation, with a totally new of cobalt / black tiles, which also happen to be extremely reflective, and it's surprising how much of a turn on being able to watch yourself from various angles (depending on which wall you're watching) can be. Because of this, each bathtime session I've had since having the new tiles put in has been 100% successful, whereas previously I had to go on into the living room after my bath to finish off with some online porn.
     
  5. nz male

    nz male Senior Member

    I masturbated behind my house about 30 mins ago where it's very private & has high fences & bushes that I can not be seen at all.
     
  6. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    i'm not masturbating, i'm typing.

    obviously i'm at my computer.
     
  7. ChrissySunshine

    ChrissySunshine like disco lemonade

    on a rollercoaster. most people put their hands up; but i put my hands doooownnn. ;)
     
  8. loveswanking

    loveswanking Wanker

  9. JoeBone

    JoeBone Member

    We have a maid in every couple of weeks or so. The other day when she was over, she took off her sweatshirt and was wearing a kind of flimsy white tank top and no bra. She's a fairly attractive women, I'd say in her early 40's and it got me to thinking. She was working in the kitchen, and I kept wondering in there for one reason or the other. Then it occurred to me it might be fun to jerk off in the next room. Grabbed a couple of tissues and got a palm full of lube in the bedroom, went out to the den adjacent to the kitchen and went at it. I managed to sneak a peak at her just as I was about to blow my load. Felt really great.
     
  10. mircsta

    mircsta Member

    in a hotel room over a cheap porno mag i bought off a lady at the newsagent.
     
  11. cowboys filly

    cowboys filly Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    In the hay shed, should have been working
     
  12. chili

    chili Member

    Just sitting on the couch, hard as a rock!
     
  13. chili

    chili Member

    And back in bed.....
     
  14. On this dude's salad
     
  15. Guitar-Guy

    Guitar-Guy Member

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    Last edited: Aug 29, 2018
  16. chili

    chili Member

    What's a taboo fetish call??
     
  17. chili

    chili Member

    A lot of horny people today;)
     
  18. GETDATDOPE

    GETDATDOPE Banned

    In Barnes and noble beating my dick, something about the smell and texture of a book that gets me going



    DO IT FOR THE VINE, NAH I AIN'T GONE DO IT!!!!
     
  19. bubbacum

    bubbacum Member

    On my back deck. Sitting/lying on a chaise, smoking, sipping bourbon, and slow stroking my cock. Plan on shooting into my bourbon to give it some extra kick!
     

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