Where are all the "normal" females????

Well dude, there is some hot chicks up here in Canada

 

That's right ! We're babes

 

an incredible distillaton of what I was trying to say.

 

Yeah, getting rid of all the 'beating about the bush' and political correctness of 'let's not offend anyone' we're just all nuts.

considering I realized that when looking for women, I have my choice of two of the following.

Reasonably Sane
Smart
Sweet

 

it's less beating around the bush and more seeking precision.

language has so much ambiguity, sometimes it is worthwhile to reduce the divergent paths derived from the reading of a text, interpretation is a wonderful thing, but, like all things, has it's place.

 

Translation - Too many choices leads to trouble. (especially with language)

 

every girl is insane. get used to it.

 

I've never met a normal person in general. And if they come off that way it must mean they're hiding something. Ahh we are all so crazy/emotionally disturbed/loony I swear it makes the world go round.

 

50% of the women i know have been abused sexualy most very young that screws up 1/2 the population of women extremely

the other 50% deal with crap day in and day out

go on aqny instant messaanger thing or chat room posing as a woman ind in minutes you'll get "how big are your tits" or we shouldf hookup messages from random people who know absolutely nuthing aboiut yas except that female thing
that constantly being thought of as a sexual plaything while the inner person goes ignored messes up the rest
then theres all the competetiveness to be thin and pretty they feel the only way to gain acceptence is to be a "hot chick" but not only that, hotter then the rest
society and yea the average male screw up women in general
(lets not get into the abusers beatters controllers exteeme jealouse freaks and the rest

if ya wanr a normal womwan then try to understand the reasons why theyre the way they are and try to help em sort things out
any woman will be crazy when she comes to ya its your job as a mnan to give em a safe place to figure things out and find a way to be less crazy

some of the most incredible women i ever met were the most crazy
hell nobody interesting is normal..normal is boring as hell
whod want that?
but theres something to be said for stability (not normalness just stable in theyre oddness)
i just want some1 who wont take off hitchhiking to bora bora in the middlke of the night cause they wanna find a mermaid (yea thats a true story) or just decide to leave for no reason when things were goin great just cause they had a dream..

ive nevber looked for normal i dont want it i want extraordinary intence inspirational i want special unique..

what the hells normal? ahh wait emotionless? never surprises ya? always does exactly what ya expect? never challenges ya? maybe needs to be inflated?

not for me

 

there's some cozmic, shit-faced, transcendentalwork response to your inquiry, but it ain't comin' from me my bro'!

 

My question is, can you point me in the direction of the crazy, emotional, whacked out women. I like my partner's to be chock full of nuts. Seriously. That wasn't an innuendo of any kind either.

God help me if my partner wants to read a book in bed before she falls asleep every night at 9pm.

 

soaring, I couldn't have put it better myself. I don't mind crazy, just so long if she needs meds she takes them. stability, on the other hand, is a must.

 

lol it looks like this has turned into the 4 titted post. and for the dude that posted this there are no "normal" women out there there is no normal anyone you cant sit there and tell me you yourself are normal if you are then dude you're a fuckin weirdo! and if you cant accept that then well, get to know your hand realllllly well!

 

I think everyone has problems.

 

Come to Texas. Abilene, better yet. You won't find 5 liberals.

 

you may not be able to find liberals but you didn't comment on the whores

 

all women are whores.

 

we exist, i think alot of chicks create that drama cause they crave attention, then it turns into a real problem

 

I think your definition of "normal" is more like "perfectly well-adjusted", in which case I think your best bet is an older grandmotherly type who enjoys knitting and cats. There you go.

 

Dude, they're women! Weird is normal!