Where all the pussy eaters at???

Holla!!!!!

 

Chance would be a fine thing!

 

I find that to be true of most sexual terms--in the nickname we give the body part, as well as the verb used to describe what is being done to said body part.

 

Pussy-eater...right here...and damn proud of it!

 

Well, what would you rather the said action be called then?

 

i always found "cock gobbler" to be an incredibly romantic term.

 

Truthfully? I want to make love to you with my mouth. I know, I know...

If I'm really hot and worked up, I might substitute "fuck" for make love: "Fuck me with your mouth" "I want to fuck you with my mouth" etc...

Is that a chicken or a turkey?

Amirite? Get it? Cock...rooster. Gobble gobble...turkey?

Anyone?

No...

 

It just sounds too formal though. How about "I'm going to put my face between your legs and make your eyes cross" or
"Ride my face so I can taste ALL your juices?"

 

My last girlfriend said I was really good at it with her. But she told me one of her fantasies was to have a woman go down on her, and have this woman teach me how to do it to her. She believed that those with vaginas would be better skilled at it because they know what it feels like to receive unlike us guys. I was interested in fulfilling this fantasy for her and being taught by a lesbian or bi woman, but we broke up before that happened.

 

This is why I prefer the term Australian kiss. Like a French kiss but down under.

 

I just call it oral.

 

Cunnilingus is a little too obvious. I suppose.

 

The new "Twenty-First Century officially revised" dictionary, complete with lady-approved terminology for all things, live or dead.
Yes Webster's, it's time to roll that off the presses. Meanwhile, while I roll one up and get "Chinese Eyes" (Hey, that one came Chong, who I believe is part Chinese. Therefore, no need to crack the politically incorrect whip).

Don't nobody go gettin' yur panties in a twist either, I'm just jokin' 'bout this chit.

 

I’m 66 years old ate my first pussy in the Philippines she had 2 kids and had never had an orgasm until then , every woman I’ve been with since I’ve eaten her pussy first until she orgasms and the fucking afterwards is usually outstanding I used to go to massage parlors in the 80s and 90s that had Asian girls and ate their pussy first and many told me it was their first ever orgasm

 

Well now , i am 65 and every time my younger wife and i have sex Or make love I always eat my wife`s wet creamy pussy out , I am one that loves to eat pussy , Yummy and she loves to suck mu cock also ,, She always Orgasms never fails lol many times

 

I love it. Crave it even. My FWB doesn’t do oral with me because she doesn’t like it, but I lick her every time. After she cums, she pushes me away but I want more.

 

You sound like me eating pussy is my favorite activity in January 2004 I got ahold of my first wife whom I hadn’t seen in 22 years she lived with a guy who was out of town and I drove up to her house on a Thursday morning got out of the car she a hug and said this guy hasn’t touched me in 13 years , she’s a Filipina 4ft 11 , 100 lbs and we went straight to the bedroom for 4 days straight and I ate her pussy to probably 30 orgasms in those 4 days and in many of those eatings she would cum 3 or 4 times my dick stayed hard on and off the whole time and I probably shot my load 6 or 8 times and she rode my dick to so many orgasms for her I couldn’t count and how I did it for that long I don’t know even when we were married we never did it like that but I love eating pussy !!!

 

I do it regulatly, or at least offer to. Sometimes the girl, or in this case my wife is not "preped" so to say if it is a spontaneous event and we skip oral. I will not eat a bloody, cheesy pussy or one that smells like dirty gym socks.

It is really a turn on watching their body heave and jerk when I have done a good job getting her off.

I do think different women want it differently. You don't need to be talking all the time but doesn't hurt to ask "is this good, do I use my finger too? Position my head, etc. My current wife does not like anal play with pussy eaten but some do. Pays to ask these things.