When your dick is caked with dried shit like Death Valley.

I dunno. Am I getting kicked out?

 

No. But you're probably welcome to a clip round the ear

 

Smegma.

 

lol from reading OP's post lately, I think he's gone off the deep end.

 

Frankly, I feel the OP has always been a massive phaggot.

 

I kinda like him, and am a bit worried for him. He said he's just drunk though. I gather he doesn't have a great job and suffers financially.

 

I also think he's proving a point, somehow.. by making just as stupid threads someone else would and I mean, users here feed into these dumb posts like they're real.
For the record I'm only posting because I know it's not like him.

 

How many days has he been drunk for now?

 

I always expect so much from people, but you really are just pathetic lowlifes aren't you?

 

He has added value to hip forums

 

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i'm just thankful i've never been to death valley if that's an accurate description.

 

Dude, you okay?

 

Why wouldn't I be? My posts are unique, I feel, sexually speaking. These other posts about sex, they're all right. But mine really stand out. My dick has never been caked in shit, though I'm sure it probably happens. Then if you didn't clean it maybe it would get all hard like the surface of Death Valley and crackle and stuff... It'd have to be caked pretty good I guess, though I'm not sure what exactly the consistency of poop is...if it would dry up and crack like the surface of Death Valley. I just hope nobody thinks I'm gay, because I was just having a really great experience making jokes.

 

O.K., neonspectraltoast , I'll run with this since you may be looking for a "teachable" moment here as there seems to be a "lost in translation" moment here as comedy is such a really tough thing to do without body language being used to back it up during it's delivery. Take Seinfield for example. A humorous show about nothing.

From a scientific perspective, it all depends on how much water is available in it's consistency after you removed your dick and how lubricated the hole was when you endeavored your adventure.
But then again, I think that you knew this.

I believe that you are in a state of recent verbal freedom and are throwing words around to see what significance they have , for example neonspectraltoast, and the reactions that may be elicited by the people here. Example: ("My dick has never been caked in shit, though I'm sure it probably happens.")
Your "ha ha" moments will diminish as you gain experience and be able to get a perspective about the true meaning of the words you throw out there as there are other true emotions attached to them other then humor.
We all know that no one really wants their dick to caked in shit and will embrace methods that will prevent this as fecal matter has a high degree of bacteria in it and definitely will do everything in their power to remove it before it becomes caked and baked.
But, you may be a slow learner ?

We all enjoy humor but it has to have the right balance of intelligence and the right words being presented in an order that the brain wasn't expecting resulting in humor and not the other emotions.
So, if you come on here to practice your humor, remember that it's all about "the delivery" and practice makes perfect.
Good luck !!

 

It's pretty salty.

 

Sometimes it can even bloom...

California Super Bloom

 

Death Valley is officially ruined for me

 

Your recent posts seem particularly bizarre. This could just mean that you are drunk posting, and you're just bored and letting out your inner weirdness. It could also be sign that your mental health is deteriorating. Maybe a combination of the two.

I suppose it could be something else, but I can't think of any other explanation.