when you hate your job

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by mariecstasy, May 24, 2004.

  1. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

    When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this:

    On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and
    go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal
    thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure
    you get this brand. When you get home, lock your
    doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so
    you will not be disturbed. Change into very
    comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair,
    open the package and remove the thermometer.
    Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so
    that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun
    part begins - Take out the literature and read it
    carefully. You will notice that in small print there
    is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by
    Johnson and Johnson is personally tested"

    Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,
    "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at
    Johnson and Johnson."

  2. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

    Wonder how much J&J pays?
  3. booshnoogs

    booshnoogs loves you

    I actually work in quality assurance so this is very funny to me.

    I wonder if Johnson and Johnson is hiring.
  4. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

    So what were you using a rectal thermometer for when you found this out Marie?
  5. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

    Just Opening My Email Antithesis. I Swear
  6. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

    As far as I'm concerned you can take your rectal thermometer and stick it up your ass.
  7. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

    Right Marie... suuuuure you were....
  8. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

    I Actually like to buy several and stick them in any spot my body will take them. its exciting
  9. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

    Really? I should try that then.
  10. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    keep em in the freezer.
  11. I never hate my job.
    I probably would if I had one.
  12. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

    bird,...............so what DO you DO
  13. Sleep, eat, spend some time on the hipfora and spend some time with friends.
    That about sums it up.
  14. busy day, bird
  15. Yes I know, I do not have the time to work.
  16. Oh I almost forgot: I can use a girl to support me when my money runs out.
    Any takers?
  17. wow, bird, yours day sound a lot like mine.
  18. We really should hang out one time then.
  19. DoDaMan

    DoDaMan Member

    LMFAO! Thanks for the shocking giggle Marie...........


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