when you hate your job

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by mariecstasy, May 24, 2004.

  1. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this:

    On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and
    go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal
    thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure
    you get this brand. When you get home, lock your
    doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so
    you will not be disturbed. Change into very
    comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair,
    open the package and remove the thermometer.
    Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so
    that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun
    part begins - Take out the literature and read it
    carefully. You will notice that in small print there
    is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by
    Johnson and Johnson is personally tested"

    Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,
    "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at
    Johnson and Johnson."

    HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE
    ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS!
     
  2. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    Wonder how much J&J pays?
     
  3. booshnoogs

    booshnoogs loves you

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    I actually work in quality assurance so this is very funny to me.

    I wonder if Johnson and Johnson is hiring.
     
  4. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    So what were you using a rectal thermometer for when you found this out Marie?
     
  5. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    Just Opening My Email Antithesis. I Swear
     
  6. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    As far as I'm concerned you can take your rectal thermometer and stick it up your ass.
     
  7. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    Right Marie... suuuuure you were....
     
  8. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    I Actually like to buy several and stick them in any spot my body will take them. its exciting
     
  9. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    Really? I should try that then.
     
  10. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    keep em in the freezer.
     
  11. bird_migration

    bird_migration ~

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    I never hate my job.
    I probably would if I had one.
     
  12. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    bird,...............so what DO you DO
     
  13. bird_migration

    bird_migration ~

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    Sleep, eat, spend some time on the hipfora and spend some time with friends.
    That about sums it up.
     
  14. badassdawickedmoose

    badassdawickedmoose Member

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    busy day, bird
     
  15. bird_migration

    bird_migration ~

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    Yes I know, I do not have the time to work.
     
  16. bird_migration

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    Oh I almost forgot: I can use a girl to support me when my money runs out.
    Any takers?
     
  17. interval_illusion

    interval_illusion Deceased

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    wow, bird, yours day sound a lot like mine.
     
  18. bird_migration

    bird_migration ~

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    We really should hang out one time then.
     
  19. DoDaMan

    DoDaMan Member

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    LMFAO! Thanks for the shocking giggle Marie...........


    ~namaste~
     

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