when was the last time you had sex..?

He does me.

 

Hahah that girl is way too tan to be a priss.

I neeeeeeeed to get laid so bad. I just can't do it. I almost did lastnight but decided no.... I don't want to be a slut who indulges in random sex.

Does anyone else have similar thoughts?

 

I average once a year. That's all I care about having sex. Old age, I reckon.

 

same here. if i really wanted to, i could probably find some random person but i wouldnt feel good about myself afterwards. ive only ever slept with one person and i cant imagine sex without being in a relationship

 

I'd offer to help, but you probably only like those 18 yr. old Jersey guido types.

j/k

 

.......and it's not dick breath, it's ball breath

 

well you ladies make me feel like a huge slut.
whooop deee doooo

 

meh I'm a whore too who fucking cares? Sex is good.

 

There ya go

 

Didy never has had sex. It could be possible Didy is the reincarnation of a hooker, and as punishment he is doomed to walk the earth as a virgin for all time.

 

You're only 16 man. Give it time. But at least you're honest. Most 16 yr. olds would lie and be like "yo, I fucked 19 bitchez."

 

yes, but maybe it helps you to be so humble. I find whores, sluts, and the like are often self-indulgent and arrogant.

 

Thanks. Haha. Yes, that sounds like many of my peers.
It could be because I haven't tried getting laid. I keep hoping for some hot, disease free chick to ask me to do her. I know this won't happen. I guess I should stop being so shy.

 

Look, I can tell you're pretty damn smart for your age. You don't have to try to be anything you're not. It will happen when it happens. Don't sweat it.

 

Dude I've been waiting three years for one of those. I'm still holding out even those I know they're just as fictitious as the Hulk or santa, or the christian god.

 

I'm not too self-indulgent, but for the most part I do only think about myself. Its why I haven't dated. I know it wont last, I'm too busy handling my "Problems" and desires. I don't know about arrogance. I have a problem with thinking that I know everything (as I hear most 16 year olds do).

 

Thank you, sir! I always try to do what comes naturally to me. I'll wait it out.

 

Just wait till you're my age, then you'll really know everything. Just like I do.

 

Okay. What's the meaning of life, the universe, and everything? And you better not say 42...

 

umm, well, we've discussed this somewhat before. Also, I'll get back to you once I've figured it out for myself. Therefore You'll recieve the information 5 years earlier than I myself did. :cheers2: