When sex toys aren't an option.......

For me, being bisexual means I'm heavily, heavily into anal. Oral is lost on me for the most part either giving or receiving. I'm a devout bottom. When needs arise I will stop at nothing to get something inside of me.

What is the most bizarre thing you've ever put up your ass in a rage of anal horniness? I've dilated and penetrated myself with a pool ball. It's extremely erotic to let it slip inside and disappear.

 

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Thanks boss

 

Cucumbers r good cos u can pick length, girth n curve ....and then have a salad afterwards

Tried plenty but nothing beats a cock attached to a man with a pulse imho

Simon

 

Homemade butt plug ! Balogna chunk 4" X 8" ! I find that 8 inches is too long so i cut it down to 6"long X4" dia ! I take a knife and taper both ends so they go in easier and come out easier ! It will usually
take 10-15 minutes of gentle pressure slowly stretching my sphincter muscle out until the thickest part of the balogna will slide inside ! Another 5 minutes or so and i can slide all 6"inside ! I will push it out then push it back in a few times to get used to the full feeling then with just the tip showing between my lips i tighten the muscle and suck it right in ! I usually leave it in for 10-15 minutes as it walk around nude doing chores ! When im ready i set up my camcorder and do a video of me pushing the big meat plug out ! Love watching it later as my asslips are stretched to the limit as i pop the plug out !

 

After my divorce years ago. Alone and frustrated, I put a condom on the broom handle and backed onto that sucker while jerking off. Desperate times, desperate measures.

 

A carrot. Won't do that again, because it almost broke off inside me.

 

I used to use a screwdriver handle with a condom over it. I use a dildo nowadays.

 

Why not go find a real dick to go in there if toys aren't an option? Maybe it's just me but that option seems to make the most sense instead of running the risk of harming yourself with something that probably has no business in your butt...

 

Not sure why toys are not an option. Between sex shops, and the Internet, your options are limitless. We got all of our toys off of the Internet. I have a box of four life like dildos that I used to use on my wife, and her sometimes in me. I say USED to because she has had no interest in sex for too long. Broke out the box and started having solo fun. I started reading about suction cup dildos, so on a whim I I a sex shop on the way home from work. Picked one out and brought it home….. secretly. Not an ass Buster, but one that I thought I could handle with a little work. It is a lot of fun, especially in the shower. Love backing into it while on the shower wall, and sucking on one of the other ones, and stroking myself. Some of the most intense orgasms I’ve ever had.
I have never had the real thing back there, and haven’t sucked a cock in decades.

 

@Lovnflman, I'm with you - it's way too easy to get your hands on toys... unless you're on the DL with toys and you don't want your lady finding out that you have them... and what you're doing with them. When I can't get the real thing in my ass, sure - I have a toy that'll substitute just fine... and safer than a broom handle and other such stuff that has no business being in your ass. My lady knows that I have it and I don't care if she knows...

 

My nightstand drawer is filled with sex toys, vibrators, strap-on dongs and dildos of different lengths and girths that I use on occasions. My wife is well aware that I use dildos and has worked dildos in my ass while sucking me off. Toys are great to have available for both him and her to use.

 

When my wife was done with sex for herself several years ago, I adopted all of her dildos and have put them all to good use . She doubted that I could use the larger dildos, until I showed her I could . Her jaw dropped when I took our largest dildo and slid it right into my asshole. I did get her to use them on me many times too, while I masturbated. She is facinated at how my asshole can take the head of a dildo popping in and out of my asshole. Even if she isn't doing it herself, she still likes to watch how I do it to myself. I find it very exciting to do it when she is watching me because I always try to get a rise out of her. She likes surprises too when I do the unexpected.

 

I wish my wife was more like your wife. Back in our hay day, she would use dildos and a strap on and me, and we both seem to love it, She really seem to get off on nailing me with the strap on. Like you, my wife has been done with sex for a few years. Unlike you, if my wife knew that I was using her toys she would probably freak out. She has always had a phobia regarding any masturbation, thanks to her mother’s upbringing. So all of my playing, either regular masturbation, or anal, is strictly solo. Sometimes I wish she would get into watching, or helping me with any type of self pleasure, but there is no way in hell. Even back in our day. While the sex was great, she would never touch herself, and if I touched myself while going down on her she would move my hand away, over the past quarter century I think she has only watched me a handful of times (pun intended) masturbate. Again, thanks to her strict, religious upbringing, masturbation is a mortal sin. if her mother only knew the things she has done since we’ve been married! Mortal sins!
Since Covid, and now being semi retired, I am never really alone long enough to really get into the dildos. I do love it when she goes away for a weekend with her girlfriend and I have plenty of time to enjoy myself. Unfortunately, it has been a while, and this conversation has me wanting to break them out again. One thing my wife doesn’t know I have my own personal butt plug. There have been times walking around the house with her at home, and I have it inside of me. I think she wonders why I have an additional spring in my step.

 

I've used all kinds of vibrators and dildos in my ass, always imagining it's a real guy fucking me. My favourite of late is a thick 7 inch dildo with a suction cup that I stick to my bedroom door and back my ass on top off. But there's another particular dildo that I like that I hold in my hand while bouncing on top of it that I can get in the right position to massage my prostate and give myself hands-free prostate orgasms with that are absolutely mindblowing.

But as K man says, a real man's cock has got to be 1000 times better. My last girlfriend used to fuck my ass with a strap-on dildo, but it never did anything for me because I kept wishing it was a real guy fucking my ass. I'm actively looking for a top to make my ass and my body his, but so far no luck. Yes, my insatiable and constant need to tonguefuck and cockfuck guys' assholes keeps getting in the way due to it being so overpoweringly pleasurable. But my asshole can't wait to be filled with an actual man's cock, and his cum.

 

I never hid sex toys . Most were simple dildos or vibrators, but I won a contest on the old "Bianca" site and received a whole treasure box of dildos, vibrators, buttplugs, blindoflds and restraints. Those are the toys that opened the door to our adventures.

 

We have toys in the draw. Most for her user me using them on her to warm up or prolong the session.
Occasionally she will use them on me. A but plut inserted or drills me with a small vibrator. That one is hard plastic, can't wait till it breaks.
She has a nice rubberised one that she likes, dunno if she knows I can take it but I wish she would use that on me.
I don't mind the smooth glass double dong she has but she has not pegged me with it. It's not to big I've tried. It's just over an inch wide at the shaft probably 1-3/4 on the heads.
I have used it but it's awkward to relax and work on yourself at the same time.
Given I buy her toys when I travel you would think she would share more.

 

I enjoy anal. Always have, so toys are definitely a must for me. I did dabble in using other means, like a broom handle, but only once it was heavily wrapped up and safe for insertion. Now, it's strictly toys and plenty of lube.