when is the mothership returning?

Yes.

 

So an elf can make all your Christmas presents but not your cookies?

Got it.

 

In the end? Fuck them elves. Get back in your stupid tree and make me a sleeve of chocolate chip.

 

Next we're going to be expected to have sympathy for the goddamn Lucky Charms leprechaun.

Where does it end??

 

xmas present? i thought you had to be on the good list to get those

 

Don't even get me started on that leprechaun.

 

Who do you think organizes the coal into neat little piles to be put into stockings? Hmmmm?

 

Children from China?

 

Okay. That was fucked up. I see that now...

 

coal? what coal? i think i'm getting ripped off

 

Definitely fucked up. China isn't going to let their primary labor force work in the north pole with a jolly westerner.