A few weeks ago. I assume I throw away old socks and underwear rather than wash them, because they disappear. Underpants gnomes are another viable option.
The BVD Bandit might be on the loose again. Check out this strange news story. http://www.chron.com/CDA/archives/archive.mpl/1991_824348/bvd-bandit-is-found-guilty.html "PAINESVILLE, Ohio -- A 23-year-old man was convicted as the "BVD Bandit" for breaking into homes, fondling sleeping men and cutting off their underwear." .
I'm waiting for the news clip that says 80% of Womens Tampons are bought by Boyfriends or SO's trying to appease the PMS monster.