What's your stupidest childhood memory?

HAHAHA MICHA you minxy cat , you

 

AND i remember being at this daycare called Little Lads and Lasses.. haha(i went to one, ('willis country school'..what a crappy name), for 10 years, but for some reason i went to this other one for a period of time......i remember they had oatmeal with RAINBOWsprinkles every morning for breakfast..i wanted some so bad, but i didn't like oatmeal.)
and apparantly i wouldn't go to sleep, so i had to go to the lunch room part with my mat and nap there
but i guess i wouldn't lay down
and i remember the big fat lady who made the lunch and stuff SIT ON ME.
i swear i'm not making this up..but i think my mom thinks i am...
it's just weird cos i was just a little kid =/
she coulda broke my little ribs...

but i got a concussion there later
and i didn't go back
haha..










AHAHAHAHAHA AND
At the Willis place, theres this 'big room' where the kkids play with the toys in the mornings and afternoons, and there was this little plastic fisher price slide with a roof on it in one corner, and i remember sitting on the chair and i flipped off this kid who was in the slide.
the teacher saw me and i got in trouble, even though i didn't even know what it meant

 

apparantly not


















in the 'big room' there was a corner where the cabinet left about 5 feet of room till there was a corner, and my best friend christine and i would sit in that spot with all of the other 'school-ager' girls..
and this one girl, kristi milazzo was always mean to me and trying to steal christine from me and being mean to me..
..she goes to my school now
....i still don't like her, even though i haven't spoken to her since i was 11 -grr-

 

i had a really cruel and mean cousin who used to tie me to a tree, when i was a kid and pop ballons in my face, i'm still afraid of ballons popping.

 

awwwwwwww ahhaha aw.

 

lads and lassies



heh

 

ahha, this is so much fun...

I acctually don't remember that, but my dad told me that last year and I never forgot

In grade 3, I took the long papery thing that a Fruit-by-the-Foot comes on and [after eatign the treat] I did the "dry the butt" motion with it, like the Genie off of Aladdin and got a lunch hour detention cause some kid told on me And part of the detention thing I had to do was fill out this form [theta is like What did you do? Why did you do it? What will you do next time? etc] So I said I wouldnt copy things off TV anymore--what a lie , I bet next week I was playing Power Rangers with all the other kids.

I am seriously running out of stories...

Haha, this one time I was locked out of my house when I was in elementary school, and I had to go to the bathroom. So I just went outside. But I wasn't even in th backyard, I peed right on the front of the house as my dad and older brother and sister came driving up

OO, and another time I was locked out of the house [this time in jr high] It was lunchtime, and I coulnt get in, so I tried doing the "credit card" thing in the door to the garage, and I was thinking it was working, but I was really just breaking the wood that the lock thing goes on. So anyways, I break down the door to my garage, and I still cant get into the house so I go to the freezer and grab some waffles to eat. This took so long that by the time I got the waffles, I had to go back to school. So I am walking to school, nd I pass my friends house, so I go and ring the bell and when my friends mom answers the door I ask sheepishly "can you toast my waffles?"...aha

man I was dumb.

 

hHAHHAH "can you toast my waffles" AHHAHHA

that reminds me of "my mommy and daddy wont let me use knives. will you cook my dinner for me?" *holds up tv dinner* HAHAHA ralphie wiggum... You were so funny Trev.

 

ahaha..."can your toast my waffles?"

i keep running out of one's too..
one time in the fourth grade i wore this red dress that i thought looked really cool.well actually it was part shirt and skirt.i went to the bathroom and once i walked into the room my teacher noticed something and she called be before i sat down.turns out i forgot to zipper up my skirt in the back and you could see my underwear.....that wasn't really a great one

one time we were coming back from a field trip and getting off the bus i tripped on the last step and fell on my butt.and this kid made a joke about it and my friends wouldn't stop laughing so i started to cry and run away.aha.i did that alot.

 

haha, ANOTHER time I was locked out of my house [this time afterschoo] I went to said friends house just for a place to be warm. So this is me at the front door [again sheepishly]:

"I am locked out of my house, can I come in and have some dinner?" :&

 

haha aww...if that happened to me i'd be standing at the front door for an hour before building up the courage to knock

 

Well it was cold out, and getting dark, and I was getting hungrier

 

haha but i was like that as a kid id actually be willing to stand in the cold


aha one birthday i cried because everyone but cake on my face.what a loser.i remember it was a barney cake.damn barney!my step mom even has the picture.i look like a crazy fool.

 

oh my gosh, barney

when I was in like grade 4 or 3 I got a Barney puzzle for my birthday, it made me sad

One time at a birthday party of mine we played "Pin the Mask on the Ninja Turtle", cause we had cardboard cutouts of the movie characters

 

you guys are silly
i had this barney doll thing that sang...id always be like "what the ****"

 

I did some REALLY dumb things when I was really little. For example...

When I was about 5, I got a balloon and a badge on the same day, and had the brilliant notion that the badge would look good on the balloon. I then proceeded to try to pin the badge to the inflated balloon. Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

When I was about six, I was making a stress ball (you take a deflated balloon and fill it with flour). I decided that if I inflated the balloon first, I could get more flour in it, so I inflated the balloon, pinched the hole, fitted a flour-filled funnel on top, then let go of the hole. Hahah, I had flour in my eyebrows and hair for days.

Methinks I should stay away from the balloons...

 

blah blah blah

just gimme a picture of you!!!!

 

barney was a real loser...even when i was young lol

i was not one to go singing the kill barney song though

 

Would that be now, or with the flour in my hair?

 

i remember my dad watching this movie one afternoon when i was at his house and my stepwhores were not there, i think the movie had randy travis in it..but i could be making that up
...weird

anyway, in the movie, these alien type things and they strapped the guy down on a table in a big metal space-y room and this machine went down on his eye from above, and stuck this really long needle in his eye
i remember running into the bedroom and cried..
and i had nightmares..