What's your stupidest childhood memory?

my best friend and i once ate a strawberry tooth paste... well it tasted just like strawberries...

 

DAMN YOU Ronald McDonald. You motherfucker. I'm going to strangle you with a boot lace and tie your mother to your early 90s model ford bronco II with automatic transmission...

Eat shit and die, ronald, eat shit and die. May the force be witcha... peace da fuck out.

 

crack..err.. pothead

 

I was very young 6 or 7 pretty sure it was six. I got into my moms smoke stash and rolled a joint. Well I was inexperienced and by the time i lit it there was no weed in it i guess. Because when i lit it it went up in a ball of flame burning all of my eyelashes and eyebrows off. My mom asked what happened later. dont remember anything else about it. It is definitely the funniest thing in my past.

 

oh, fuck, i forgot about that! :&

i was posh spice... i think i still have the photo somewhere... haha... it was during our school trip to a mountain... we were in that hotel for 10 days and every night there was a party... one night everyone was supposed to imitate someone and i was the only person who could speak english quite well, so i was singing almost all the time and my friends were just pretending to sing it... i think i was 9 or something... i was wearing some retarded white shoes that were very high, too... like 2.75 inches...

 

i used to play Crap-lander Knight and my sword was a water bottle
and i played Sailor Moon omg

 

hi rox !!!

 

oh kid how are you?
haven't seen u in a while

 

yeah... i wasn't here for like a month...
glad to see you online!

 

I have this vauge memory of killing a man

 

yeah but who didnt kill somone as a child?


I remember when i was 4 i was on Breakfast televison...I dont know hoe popular that show is anywhere else besides nova scotia
my parents were guests on the show because they make kites and Scotty was my favorite television personality and on air i kept trying to talk to him

 

i bet you were the cutest friggen kid, ever.

 

I remember going to the local state park off i-95 when I was 3. When I was that age, everything was so refreshing and new. God I miss that feeling...

 

i ran into a wall reaaly hard on a dare.

 

AHah.. I can't believe this thread got so many posts. At least I got a sig quote out of it.

aahahah.. I doubt anyone else remembers it.. but the show Freakazoid. I loved it. oh yes I did. ahhaha . The theme song was "Freakzoid! Freakzoid! Runs around in underwear! Freakazoid! Freakazoid!" AHahHA So I used to run around the house in nothing but my underwear when I was like 4 or 5 singing that. AHHAHA. He always had these faces painted on his hands and the disgruntled feet people.. he made them talk So you know I just had to do taht too. . I taped yarn on my hands for hair and everything HAHAH

ahhahah and then in kindergarten, this one girl who I just despised.. She wouldn't go down the damn slide. She's laying there on her stomach, holding on to the top, head up.. I waited so damn long.. Finally I just stepped on her hands and watched her face as she slid down. I later on tried to turn myself in to the teacher, but couldn't do it and ran away crying.

I remember watching my best friends disecting a worm at the base of this old burnt down house, they told me they were surgeons and had to save the worm's life. AHHAHA. What the hell?

AHAH.. We dyed my hamster pink once too.. With kool-aid..

lmfao.. trevor running with his forehead on the carpet. .LMFAO.. AHAHHAAH

anyhow.. I used to have a pet pigeon when I was little..Seriously ahah.. My dad used to race pigeons(#1 racer in Canada TWICE, I might add. :H) His name was Coo (hah..how original).. I took him everywhere with me in a little basket and he just sat there and went wherever I went. My best friend's mom got mad at me though because I was at her house with Coo and I sat him in my lap while I went down the slide from Anna's tree house.. I was a wreck.

AHHA and there are some stories I'd like to tell you.. but god knows I cant. aaaaaaaahahhaha

 

Oh, and uh.. By the way, Darksideofthemoon..

I know and love Breakfast TV :H

The Toronto version, that is.. regardless though.

 

ahah YES
freakazoid!

 

I literally gufawed when I read this and scrolled down to see which one it was

ahha, freakazoid ruled

TV morning shows are lame they are always so perky...

This one time i went camping at Tompson Creek on the highway that goes towards the Jasper and Banff parks, and thre was a few culverts for a bridge into the campground over the creek, so I ask my mom "can I go through the culvert?" she says "We'll see", obviously not paying attention to me cause this culvert was really fast, and full of boulders. Anywho, I took "we'll see" as "YES" and started to try and go through the culvert. I was knocked down by the water, and grabbed onto the edge holding on for dear life screaming. i wasn't screaming for someone to help me, cause my flip-flop came off and was drifting downstream...so there I am, holding onto a culvert, facing near death by boulders, screaming "MY FLOPPER, MY FLOPPER, SOMEONE GET MY FLOPPER"

ahha my brother had to run downstream to get it...

 

OH MY GOD

LMFAO

that made me laugh even harder HSAHHHSH

but

its too long to fit in my sig L HASHD HolLFJamocam lmfao ahhahhahAHHAHAhaA

jesus h christ.. on a bicycle.

MY FLOPPER MY FLOPPER SOMEONE GET MY FLOPPER

AG HSD AGAGGA dyb\\l

funniest moment of my life.

 

glad I could have been of service

I love that story, it rules all the beans of the can