What's your most embarassing moment?

I can't be humiliated.
I've been married.
TWICE.

 

One night I got totally shitfaced drunk. When I woke up I was so hungover and dehydrated that I had to get something to drink. I sleep in the nude and in that apartment in order to get to the kitchen from the bedroom you had to walk through the living room. So, I headed to the kitchen completely naked. As I proceeded into the living room I saw my wife, her sister and her mother all sitting there watching TV.

 

Ohhhh! I’m sure they enjoyed it!!

 

when i was young i stayd at my sister's house and i was jacking off in shower and whn i was done i noticed there was clothes inside sitting on cabinet ?? i was like of shit somebody came in bathroom , dam it was her husband ... i just playd it off an acted like nothing after i came out of bathroom ...

 

It's a toss up between two situations.
FIRST:
Back in College, I was on a committee to plan and pu on a Halloween party. Once everything was set and we were going home for the night, one of the other members walked up to me and dragged my pants down. I was commando at the time, and the whole room began snickering. To cover up my embarrassment I looked down at the guy who did it and said, "If you wanted to give me head, you should have just asked." The room burst into laughter.

SECOND:
About 10 years ago, I was meeting a woman I had dated for a few years at her house. We planned on going out to dinner. She had told me she was bringing a friend from school, but I just nodded and brushed it off. When I got to her house, I walked in as usual, walked into the office she had and snuck up behind her, spun her chair around and planted a kiss on her and grabbed a handful of chest. Then I heard her from behind be ask "What's going on here?" Then I pulled away to find I was kissing someone else, who just smiled at me and pulled me back into a rather deep kiss.
Turned out it had been planned. She and her friend had done this many times over the years because they looked so much alike.

 

Peeing my shorts in High school. Uncontrolled accidental urination. Mortifying. I remember staying in the toilet cubicle for a long time trying to dry it by wiping it dry any way I could.

 

omg I went to a pub crawl once. My friend was coming to pick me up. As I was waiting for her, I checked my bank account and realized I didn't really have the money to party.

I had some liquor stashed away in the house leftover from a Christmas gathering. In my infinite dumbassery, I decided to drink as much of it as I could in the 10 or so minutes it would take for my friend to pick me up. I don't know, I treated it like an edible before a concert. I'm dumb, okay.

So I chugged this bottle of some kind of chocolate something or other, and by the time my friend picked me up, I was good and trashed. We got downtown to this pub crawl thing, and I didn't know where I was, what was happening, or what my name was. I had never been so intoxicated in all my life. And I'm not a big drinker. I can get through most social situations stoned and be fine. Alcohol hits differently and I don't particularly care for it. I had my friend turn around and take me home immediately. I embarrassed the shit out of myself in front of her and all of our mutual friends.

 

:-(

 

I can see the embarrassment, but there's not many who haven't misjudged their tolerance for intoxicants.. and it can vary depending on a bunch of factors..

just blow it off..
if these folks want to hold this over you, find diff folks to hang with.. life's too short to grovel too much..

 

Many embarrassments and humiliations in regards to my tiny penis but perhaps one of the most humiliating experience happened at a frat party.
I was no longer in university but was invited to a party by a girl I know ( not a date)
Fancied her big time and since she was between boyfriends thought I might be in with a chance.
I got involved in some drinking games and was definitely holding my own but next thing I know I am lying completely naked on a couch on the front porch of the frat house with the sun shining down on me.
My clothes were no where to be seen and I had to venture inside to hopefully locate them. I crept in hoping not to disturb anyone else from slumber ( it was still early morning) There were a couple of guys passed out on couches but no sign of any other life. I actually found my clothes thrown in a heap in the corner of tge room.
I scooped them up and quick as I could and tried to dress but was startled when a girl yelped in surprise. She retreated from the room but she had clearly seen my very tiny dick and of course it was the girl whom I fancied hooking up with. I dressed and fled. Saw her again a few times as she was part of my social sphere but I never had the nerve to try to hook up with her.

 

A very embarrassing moment for me...I was about 12 years old and I was with my parents camping, we went to the mountain and I had to pee, my mother came with me to protect me, and while I was peeing I saw a small snake a little further away, I got up screaming, I had the fright of my life

 

Very recently a female friend asked if she could get an e mail posted to my phone and my e mail address. It was for nothing illicit but she wanted to get a reply from a on line retailer in regards to a recent purchase. She didnt have her phone with her.
I handed her the phone sometime later when an email came in and she hit a wrong button or something then couldnt find the post. I was out of the room at the time. She told me she saw a bunch of alsrts for posts from my kink buddy Kim ( whom she knows but has no idea about our special secret relationship) She told me it was ok as she never would open anyones post unless it was sanctioned.
She probably didnt but secretly I kind of wished she had as I know those posts were replies from a recent kinky conversation we had about my sph fetish et al. It is one of those things where the thought of such a humiliating thing happening is both extremely arousing but extremely uncomfortable at the same time. I am very aroused by the 'maybe' she lied aspect and she actually did cheekily spy on the posts. Accidental sph gold. ( I have actually suffered something not too different before. ) Excruciatingly awkward at the time but ancient history now that is just very very arousing.

 

A girlfriends sister and her friend saw my tiny penis in a similar situation.