Blasphemic swearwords are unfortunately the most relieving for me too. I can contain myself quite well among people I know would be offended by that happily :biggrin:
A friend of mine used to say " Fuck Me" all the time. I thought that was funny. Or " Fuck Me Running"
I want to ask you a question... and I'm really not trying to be mean... but almost every post I read from you is about something like that and I'm just wondering why do you care so much? Did religion screw you up when you were younger or something? I mean, seriously... live and let live.
****. (for special occasions) although i'm a big fan of replacing "shit" with "poo" every so often. "this poo is all fucked up." "get your poo together" etc.