Whats your favorite munchie food!

Ben & Jerry's. Such a wonderful selection. Me and my cousin and a few others used to buy a pint for every person in the circle.

 

Fresh crunchy apples or Rancheros.

6 packs in one night. 145% of your RDA of Sodium. BOOYAH

 

anything by little debbies and im set!

 

pizza,doritos, hungr jacks

 

Swiss Rolls and Zebra Cakes.......can't go wrong.

 

I much prefer salty stuff when I'm stoned. Sugar and chocolate just make me feel really fat and bloated man.

Crisps ftw!

 

I like vienna sausages with crackers and mustard. It doesn't sound good, but it's actually very tasty, especially when you're stoned.

 

twisties, doritos, cheetos - any kind of cheesy chips. i've always found fresh popcorn to be amazing when stoned (it squeaks)

 

Ahh my friend had one of those zebra cakes, and it had like a big chunk of bone in it, and at first i was like uhh u have to be kidding these dont even have meat in them! and then i looked at the ingredients and guess what... I WAS WRONG! they have beef fat and partially hydrogenated beef fat in them. if thats not fuckin sick i dunno wat is! Ohh and the best munchie food is... newman o's (they are like organic oreos, but i like the texture better than regular oreos when i am stoned) especially with a little peanut butter.

 

I don't care what the Zebra Cakes have in them. They taste oh so wonderully heavenly

These......Newman O's intrigue me. Take me to them, NOW!!!

 

Talk about chunks of bone. At our school there are chunks of bone in the hamburgers and they surve bergers 2 days every week!!!!

 

BTW, you would be surprised at the ingredients that most foods include. It would sicken you to find out. Those vienna sausages I mentioned contain all different parts of chickens, cows, and an assortment of other animals, and it is all mechanically separated, but that doesn't change the fact that they taste good; just adds to the protien, depending on the amount of animal semen left in it, which actually increases the nutritional value. No piece of an animal is more or less healthy than any other part, except for fat content, but that means shit when you're stoned.

 

^^ i feel like i'm totally desensitized to caring what's in my food unless it's immediately noticeable. all the food that's readily available is either low quality or disgusting, but fuck you know ill eat it. i love getting the stuff that's actually like real food, but nasty food stories are kinda like the news to me... too much of the bad desensitizes a person...

lol im high excuse me

 

hahaha Like I said: ingredients mean nothing when you're stoned. Taste is everything. Why else would I drink a bottle of maple syrup? Because it quenches my stoned taste buds, and that's all that matters. Fuck diabetes. I'm high, bitch. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lololololololol ROTFLMGDAO hahahahahaha lolololol

 

Damn.

You must be real high.

I just smoked two bowls with my friend Jess.

I'm feeling pretty good.

 

I'm not too high. I smoked a blunt between me an one other person. I am drunk though. I have drank two 40oz Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull and I am starting on some Michelob Light. I am quite intoxicated.

I am happy you are stoned too. Congrats.

 

Ahaha, I wish I had some booze.

I try not to drink much though.

I can get out of hand.

 

I, too, can get out of hand. That's why I try to stick to beer, lager, and malt liquor. If I drink hard alcohol, I will down a bottle to myself without thinking twice and end up blacking out and fucking somebody up. Hard liquor=violence and hostility......and sometimes depression and sadness/crying. It makes you wonder why alcohol is legal, but weed is illegal; WTF???

 

Totally ...

 

I don't know if I would go that far. Broccoli is ungodly. I am guessing Hell will taste similar to broccoli. Maybe the taste of Satan's anus. Blegh!!!