Whats your Bong(s) name?

My Bongs names are Margherita and Pei-Pei. theres pics in the thread named Hilder's Arsenal.

 

Vag-EYE-na Man

 

I just have no clue what to name it....

I want something unique, but I just don't know
HELP!!
let me know, please & thanks )

 

whos seen the weed report. "We call this bong the deceiver, THE DECEIVER!"

 

I named my Volcano Ice bong Cosmic Charlie from the "Aoxomoxoa" album. I just purchased it and was really digging a live version of that song, and that's that.

 

reminds me of a snake so......slither

 

My bong's name is "Epiphany".

 

lol "The Jar". Its ugly as sin too

 

no bong is ugly.

pic?

 

Don't have a camera
Its made of a quart size jar+part of a sam's choice water bottle, RTV silicone, Glass incense tubes, and a brass piece for the bowl.
Oh and JB weild
Smokes very well but is kind of bulky

 

Well, as long as it gets the job done, who cares what it looks like.
I mean, in case you didn't know, bongs are very different from penises.

 

Lol. Don't get me wrong, I love my bong

 

Well, I wasn't trying to compare your bong to a penis... lol.

 

are you tryin to say he doesn't love his penis? i'd bet he does.

 

My smal plastic bong's name is Nuclear Haze. Because its purple and when I was high I tought it kind look like a nuclear explosion...

 

Just bought myself a new bong the other day:



Working on naming it, so far I've thought of a couple names:

The Ill Master (named after the same episode of Kung Faux)

Solster (because it gets you so stoned you think up words that probably don't exist)

The Light Bringer (I've got a blue LED I can stick down it the bottom, looks really cool when you take a hit and it gets jostled around by the air)

The Blood Diamond (the bowl is very thick, red, and diamond-shaped)

Any recommendations on which name to use, or any other names that anyone could think of? This is my first heady piece, and the name should be pretty epic.

 

Mine is "the thing"

 

well there's "Billy Bob Thornton" and "Rowdy Rodney Piper".

 

i have a red 3 footer, we call it "clifford the big red bong"

 

these are all really good names, my peice is bamboo and i named him Mao ZeBong