What's you vag or dick's nickname?

"Woody" as in woody the wood pecker
...lol.

 

My wife named mine “Georgie” and I named hers as “Pattie”. Some evenings while watching TV and I will say “I think it’s time for Georgie and Pattie” to get together.

 

I really don't know. It's hard to understand what she's saying when she talks with something in her mouth....

 

Ha! Ha!!

 

Fred and Wilma, I think because they get a little prehistoric at times, lol. She likes to ask me, "how's Fred, does he want to play with Wilma"?

 

Simply 'junior'.

 

My ‘gentleman’

 

At my age for damn sure not; Mr. Reliable!

 

'Big one', got that one from someone and it stayed

 

My wife calls mine Mr. Georgie (not my name) I call hers Patti and I usually say I think it’s time for Georgie and Patti to play.

 

"Monty" (from "Monty Python's Flying Circus".)

 

Herman. From Herman Munster. I just thought my cock head looked (relatively) big, and I was like, what, 4?

 

One of you guys told me to call my vagina “Red Line” because I’m always exceeding the safety limits

 

Love it! The active “Red Line” with no limits!!
;-)

 

I also was a bit of a Star Trek fan and used to call her my warp core.

 

I can attest to that!

 

Love it!

 

Herbie, the love bug... An ex girlfriend of mine named him and it kind of stuck even after we broke up.