What's you vag or dick's nickname?

Mine is Homer because he homes in on any wet, warm vag or mouth. He is my buddy. He knows a lot ass holes though. Ha ha.

 

Right after my wife and I got married, she named my cock "Monty" (as in "Monty Python".) That hasn't changed in the 40 years we've been married. (We've kicked around nickname ideas for her pussy, but nothing has really stuck.)

 

good one Buzz. I call my wifes vag, "The Vag."

 

If I had a BBC I'd name it Terrell like my purple double ender

 

What do you call your vag?

 

Alright first of all I don't even call a vag, vag
And secondly, it's Nectar Nicole.

 

and thirdly, thanks that's a cool name.

 

"Stanley. Like the power drill," Andrew "Dice" Clay.

C/S,
Rev J

 

The One Eye!

 

In a totally joking manner or when she wants to tease/be playful my girlfriend will say, if you pick me up a coffee I’ll let Jimmy meet Veronica tonight... I have no idea where that came from but she says it once in a while being silly lol

 

"The energizer cock" ex gfs BFF/room mate called it that and it stuck. One morning she came out and jokingly told my GF if she ever got tired to send "The energizer cock" over to her room cause she was lucky to bring home a guy that was good for five minutes and after listening to us all night she wouldn't mind getting fucked long enough to cum every so often

 

The wife and I just refer to " the boys" or in her case " the girls".

 

Only refer to my dick as "her"

 

My wife's cousin calls my cock a big black beast

 

Mine is Mr. Bean

 

Big Rock

 

oh damn

 

My cock's name is "Secret", strong enough for a man but made for a woman...bahahaha, I crack myself up sometimes...lol

 

Victoria because she’s a queen

 

We named ours have the first month of dating. She calls my cock “Georgie” and I call her pussy “Pattie”. All we say now is it’s time for Georgie and Pattie to get together.