What's the WORST film of all time?

Discussion in 'Movies' started by White Scorpion, Nov 24, 2004.

  1. Ganja_Goo_Ninja

    Ganja_Goo_Ninja the penis mightier

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    LOL, good point, Gunison! Without those quirky robots talking shit in the background, that would of been one seriously horrid flick!

    And I agree about the Matrix too. When I saw the first one I was seriously impressed.. but after viewing the other two, it lost a lot of its flare. Talk about a waste.
     
  2. lostblackdog

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    I saw a movie worse than *Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter*... I didn't think it could happen, but it did...

    *Samhain* is officially the worst movie I have ever seen now. I'm all for pagans and religious tolerance, but man... whoever made this movie probably isn't. Not that it's an anti-pagan movie, but it's the fact that whoever directed it simply made it SUCK that much... It even opens with a hot redhead chick boning some dude and her boobs are bouncing around everywhere, but man... it's not a porn... it's an F-class "B" movie... infact... this movie merits it's own dimension of suckiness...
     
  3. SpliffVortex

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    im Really bad here since most bad movies i never went to see . and on tv they get click off fast so fast i forget the title of the movie.
     
  4. ThePsilocybeVibe

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    Hey did u all hear about Van Damme getting his ass BEAT in a bar??? LOL...I guess there wasnt enough room for the Super Flying 360 Split Kick :(
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    Take THAT, you Belgian Bastard!!!
     
  5. SpliffVortex

    SpliffVortex Senior Member

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    Bingo this is one of them.
     
  6. *Ewan*

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    It comes down to volcano or balck hawk down or the day after tommorow, take your pic, there all really really bad.
     
  7. lostblackdog

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    LOL! I once had a foreign exchange student live with my family from Slovokia. He was the two-year reigning Tae Kwon Do sparring champion in his country, and the dude was all into Van Damme flicks and shit. One day he finally met his idol, and on top of being unimpressed, he also said the dude was all jacked up on some shit, but Peter couldn't tell me the word since his English sucked so bad. He said it was a powder, but not cocaine... Hell if I know what it was, but it was kinda sad watching Peter's childhood idol go down like flushed turd in his mind. I haven't talked to Peter in years, but last I heard he was trying out for the 2000 Olympics... I wonder whatever happened to him...
     
  8. Trickster

    Trickster Misfit

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    What about that movie where he played twins. Aaaaarrrrrgggghhhh



     
  9. Megara

    Megara Banned

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    double impact? shit i liked that movie :p..maybe cause it was in Hong Kong and i lived there...



    ah, worst movie of all time... Little Nicky was horrible, one of the few movies i've not been able to finish.
     
  10. ThePsilocybeVibe

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    [​IMG]
    Like my dealer and I always say, "Cocaine is OKAY!!!"
     
  11. heyzeus321

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    Battlefield Earth all the way until the end of time. How many side wipes can you put in a movie. It's like staring at a wall for 6 hours even though the movie is like 2.
     
  12. Trickster

    Trickster Misfit

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    A lot liked that flick because of that dream sex scene ;)



     
  13. Hippie_Love

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    well.. erm.. east is east.. that is the worst movie ever!!
     
  14. the_dude

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    I cant decide.
     
  15. SageDreamer

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    What was that movie the Olsen twins were in?

    It stinks!
     
  16. MollyBloom

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    Film so bad I physically reacted to it by throwing it out the window:

    Waking Life.

    It's pointless. And yes.. I "get it." It was just horrible.
     
  17. koopa

    koopa De Kuil Krue Hipster

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    The Film across the top of the pudding!!!!!
     
  18. Lotus Butterfly

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    I respect that....however I'm reading all of these and it's strikes me how people can have such difference of opinions...I own "Waking Life" and one time my husband lent it out and when a few weeks went by before we got it back I threw a fit...guess I really loved that movie. Maybe it's one of those you really love it or hate it movies. This thread has been going on for awhile and I'm amused to read what people consider the worst movie ever...some I really agree with and some I definitely do not! I guess that's the beauty of opinion!
     
  19. Meghean

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    I don't know if anyone mentioned it but they actually did an article about the worst movie ever... It's called Manos: The Hand and Manos actually means the hand so it translates to The Hand:The Hand. Apparently no one got paid because they were all friends or family of this guy. This guy was some salesman I think who made this movie on a bet because he believed anyone could make a movie. And he was right, anyone can make the worst movie ever. One of the actors who was no a community theatre actor but a professional, was drunk throughout the picture. And they only took one take for every scene. So there's fuzzy scenes, scenes at weird angles and one with a fly on the screen. It was absolutely horrible that they showcased it to the small town they lived in and no one made a sound. Not a laugh, not a scream, not little cough, nothing. The only reason anyone knew about the movie is because of the series, Mystery Science Theater 3000. But hands down, it's the worst movie ever.
     
  20. IronGoth

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    Freddy Got Fingered. Hands down.

    It isn't even so bad it's funny bad. It's just BAD.
     

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