what's the weirdest thing you've ever done

Hmm what do hermaphrodites do?

 

erm, my friend and I went in this parade, we were on this really budget float with no theme (unlike the many other themed and heavily peopled floats)...so we dressed up like old people - called Digby and Florence and skank danced to classy bands like 5ive!and threw brussell sprouts at people instead of lollies.

the same friend and I - along with another girl - also hiked across the city to this far away shop. I mean we literally hiked - we had walk socks (with sandals), tramping packs, sunhats with the flap at the back, maps and even scroggin. Oh, and when we had to cross the road we linked up and did a river crossing. We got a few odd looks then

 

l farted really loud in exams at uni,,,certainly broke the silence

 

I'm doing weird things all the time ...hard to choose the weirdest....

 

so incredably true...the best are the pictures i take with my friends. we take pictures of pretending and not pretending to take shits on the tolet, or of old men, or of a chinese man picking his nose. my friend and i once did swing dancing in the middle of the mall, and once in a store i pretended to have a fit on the ground. i also laid down in the hall at school in my brown coat and slept looking like a bum. yes. and thats no where near the real stuff.

 

hmm when i was a bit younger my friend and i made a movie, it was the fucking shit im so pissed off ive lost it. it was called, "Revenge of the Oompa Loompas: Part III" and we had lots of killin and blood and i got to die. we made a really convincing midget with a green scarf and some white gloves too. i really feel like watching that now...

ummm i have some irritating noises that i make mainly to annoy others, and i give people weird looks all the time.

 

ahhhhh I forgot about this one. I pretended to be a german tourist in vegas on my 22nd birthday for an entire afternoon. that was pretty weird especially since I know very little german.

 

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Everything I've done has been normal.

 

I cut almost all my hair off when I was younger; I was on the wrong ant depressant medication at the time

 

Me and some friends made a movie starring a ken doll dressed in a Austin Powers like suit and put to the Sanford and Son theme. We dubbed this masterpeice: "Pimpin Ken."

 

don't know if this is the weirdest, but it's definitely the most immature, me and my friends when I was 16 used to throw bouncy balls around the mall, we thought it was the funniest thing thing in the world to see a whole bunch of bouncy balls bouncing all over the place.

 

Well my choice of clothing was pretty strange along with how i acted while i was in public and in school was not "normal"

 

th strangest thing I ever did was come to this crazy mad house of erections and dildo lovin'

 

The craziest thing i've done is peed on camera.

 

wev done that too, but in school, not the mall, its hilarious to just see a ton of bouncy balls bouncin everywhere and the teachers are like what the fuck?! lol