What's the weirdest/nastiest thing you've ever found in your fridge?

A living baby.

I don't know how the fucker made it through the beating.

 

Unidentified mould Samples

 

If i knew what it was it wouldn't be so weird.

 

You undersized wuss. I keep an aborted fetus in my crisper.

 

Shame on you sir, you have been here long enough to know you can't possibly post something like this without backing it up with a good story

 

damnit i hate it when people talk about such horrifying shit. that's fucking terrible, however i can't stop smiling about it, so that means i must be fucked up too...
yeah like no one notices that

 

Nothing weird in my fridge, but once we thought a mouse died under the house and found out in fact, we had forgotten that we bought a crockpot and left a roast in there to fester. That was pleasant.

 

I have found mouldy food dozens of time in my fridge but it was never anything catastrophic. I think the worst thing I ever found anywhere was a sandwich in the bottom of my schoolbag that had literally decomposed into a black sludge.

 

one of my friends mushrooms in her fridge did that.

oh and nice sig i used to watch Capt Planet, it made me a better recycler today!

 

When are you going to eat it?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt7L4X4li_k

 

When it gets crispy, I presume.

 

a lambs head. with his eyes wide open, all of its teeth still standing. a decapitated head in a pot full of blood

 

ummm.. got the electricity turned off at a house, came back to clean, everyone assumed the other person got the meat out of the freezer... and there were billions of little guys in there, i had brought my best friend over to help me clean. a good friend will wipe down your counters, a BEST friend will clean up your maggots out of the freezer for you!

 

Your mom.

 

Count me well into the good friend area.

 

Not my fridge, but when I was staying at my friends in Montreal I found a jar of hair in the freezer. I didn't really ask, he was kinda weird and I didn't know him that well, so I just figured it was best not to mention it...

I also found dirty underwear in a fridge once as well...

 

Someone put a hand grenade in mine.Which was nice...
( WW2 BTW)

And my friend found half an Alsatian in a Chinese restaurant's fridge.
The staff caught him leaving and had the nerve to say "would u mind leaving the kitchens please?"
To which he replied "yeah when Rex walks out.."

 

i keep many types of feces in my fridge