What's the weirdest/grossest thing your pet has ever done?

One day, back when Fatty was just a little shit, I was laying on my bed, and felt the urge to fart. Upon doing so, he comes sprinting in from the other room, and launched himself face-first into my ass crack. I just about died from laughter, and afterwards snapped this picture:



He also loves stinky feet and garbage!

 

Good question....let me think on it.

 

Once my cat brought a live mouse in the house and let it down.

It ran under my daughter's bedroom door but we didn't tell her.

We left it in there until the next day when she went off.

We let a couple of cats in there and none of them were interested.

I think we deconned before my daughter got home the next day.

 

I don't want to know, but that's none of my business. Like, as if.

 

one time my dog stuck his nose up a skunk's ass and got sprayed right in the face. he then proceeded to go home and vomit all over the house. none of this is really the grossest thing, but i think it counts because his puke smelled like skunk times 10, and therefore the entire house smelled like that for days as well.

 

Uuugh, that's volatile.

I used to live with these people who had two beagles. One day I walked outside and smelled just the rankest thing ever. I turned to look, and see the beagles- those sweet, lovable beagles- playing tug of war with something's spinal cord. That was a hard nope for me.

 

My dog just rolls in her own poop

And she has been doing this thing when I'm sitting down with my foot dangling off the chair, she'll come rub against me but like try to get my foot to go between her back legs like shes trying to get me to rub her vagine. I dunno, its weird. She's been fixed for years so I dunno what's up with that

 

One of my cats likes to lick the other cat's ass...then wants to lick me of course. And I once had a dog that liked eating cow shit.

 

Erin eats bugs... But Erin is a crow so there's nothing weird about that.

 

I had a dog that used to eat its own shit.

 

hmmm, don't know, Buddy is pretty damn good and honestly never does anything "bad", although he does have a habit if I'm laying on the floor with him of positioning himself so his ass is pointed towards my face then farting....
I'm convinced he is aware of this and does it on purpose

grossest thing is one time he got a hold of a rat and chomped it so basically all it's insides were outside, but he does have a bone-crushing bite, so....

 

For my birthday one year, Finnegan cat came inside the house and dropped the biggest river rat at my feet that he had killed. The thing was as big as he was, and I had no idea how he managed to even carry that home from the river that was at the last house...but it was the grossest looking thing I ever saw.

oh, thank you , Finny, you love me that much....lol

 

I had a dog when I was a kid that ended up having rectal failure...I once watched him turn and chomp down on a turd as it was coming out of his butt. He died the next day

That's amore!

 

My family cat from my childhood used to leave her collection of lizard carcasses at the back door.

 

One of mine would put them in my bed :bigcry:

 

My dog eats her own poop and often times my parents try to stop her from doing so.

 

Definitely poopeating. Happily that were former (but yes, multiple ) dogs. Our current dog has a refreshing dislike for his own poop.
When walking he always takes a stick with him that he only drops when he goes in pooping mode. After doing nr. 2 he steps away and wants me to take the stick. Not to play with it, mind you.. but because he suddenly finds it too close to the pile of shit he just dropped. But I'm afraid his face alone already cracks me up everytime

 

all this reminds me why I don't want any pets

 

My old dog seen after getting into the chicken pen, carrying a chicken by it's ass, running through the yard. Yeah I was pissed, but looking back it was picture worthy.

 

It itches...