Whats The Most Fucked Up You Have Ever Been , Leading To The Most Fucked Up Thing You Have Ever Done

Mine ,
My Mate Gordy Tucker told me " If you Tell your wife to go to the doctors and say she is Depressed after childbirth She will Be able To get you some Pills .
About a week later She came home with a box of Little Yellow Pills ! That Saturday I got up early and went off into the woods with the pills and two bottles of Liebfraumilch in a carrier bag Lol
I was out all day wondering about and eventually emptied the box of a months supply of anti depressants !! The rest is ( even now ) like some kind of Surreal Dream
I came home Got in My car and Drove about Half a Mile Straight into the Back of a Parked Car Which Flipped over and landed Upside Down on top of my car ,
When The police and ambulance came I was sat in The drivers seat in a pool of Petrol Smiling, only injury i had was a sprained wrist ! Good news was The Hospital wouldnt let the police Breathalyze Me because they thought I had Banged My head and Got Brain Damage Because of the way I was Acting and they wanted to do tests

Whats Your Story ? ( makes a change from all the " watching my wife get Fucked " Threads dont You Think )

 

I'll have to think about that. I've definitely gotten fucked up before, but it is rare that I get "too" fucked up. I'm sure it's happened, though. Most likely when I was much younger.

 

Lol mally, who gets fucked up on anti depressants?

When I was 16 my best friend and I skipped school and started taking shots of cheap vodka. I woke up in the hospital. It isn't a very good story, but definitely the most fucked up I've ever been.

One good thing about alcohol poisoning is they pump you full of charcoal and normal saline so you don't even have a hangover.

 

Was to hang out with friends and I wanted to do it on acid (first time) guy tells me it will kick in after an hour. Guess he didn't know I have a fast metabolism. After 40 minutes I start feeling it so I rush out to meet my friends at their work. I come to a light and stop. It turns green and I start driving. Then I realize I stopped at the block before the light. My friends all canceled so I went home and wasted a good hit because I hadn't learned how to enjoy it yet.

 

i don't remember...

 

Several times that I don't even feel like telling right now.