What's The Most Daring Place You Masturbated?

I'm an exhibitionist. I've always loved being naked in public. Lately I tried mastubating in my car in public places. I even did it standing in a parking lot at night. That was so exciting. I'm sure I was seen and I came so hard!

 

Keep it up and you'll be able to perform for your cellmates.

 

In the car, the bathroom at work,in the bed while wife was asleep

 

While driving by a cop and then shortly after, going through a road construction crew but by then my gf was doing it. Talk about flagboys on the radio telling others to watchout for my car.

 

I masturbated in school a lot of times, when I was 12, that's what happens when you're one of the only boys in a class with 18 girls

 

In the bathroom of an airplane in flight. A "Solo Mile-high Club" experience.

In my car driving at night, into one of my socks.

My office at work, the door closed and locked, reading porn.

 

backstage in a nightclub on an open night. it was a semi-private room though, and i was quick because i did not want anybody to walk in on me. i don't get off on that. i was just too damn horny that time that i just couldn't wait to be more civil about it.

 

Also, in a modern hotel room with the full mirrored glass facade. Was on the third or fourth floor, I stood up by the window watching the traffic go by and jacked a load out onto the glass. I doubt that anyone could have seen me because it was daylight outside, but it was still exciting to do it.

I like the thrill, but have never done it where there was a chance that I could be caught and arrested for it.

 

Shower at work, toilet at work, at night walking home drunk behind a stack of pallets of a trucking firm, through pants pockets walking home drunk lol, in the car driving. Nowadays I dont need to do all that, i just do it in front of and with my wife.

 

Too many places to count. There are hedges around the tee area at the golf course on the Air Force Base I was on. I would go out there at night and do it. Also getting completely naked and driving and jerking off as I went. There is a walking path at the condo I used to live at. I would go out at 2 or 3 in the morning and find a secluded place and do it. Any time I can get to the mountains I love to get naked and jerk off. I used to work a night job on the weekends where I was pretty much the only one in the building. I would get naked back in the store room and do it there. That would have got me fired but I was lucky. Beside the road in the tall grass when I was in Spain. Who knows what they would have done to me if caught. In a bathroom stall at the mall. In the hot tub in the back yard. Using the jet that massages your feet gives you the most sensational feeling almost like a blow job. I am sure there are more but that is all that is coming to me at the moment. The fortunate thing is I have never been caught and and fired or put in jail as a sex offender. So I have cooled my jets as I have gotten older.

 

On a train, about 5m from a slut in a short skirt.

In the loungeroom, under a blanket, near my mom and dad.

In a public toilet on a camping trip.

 

I love this...great confessions! It's hard to pick just one but...

When I was 17 or so, almost 18 I discovered edging. So I had been edging for like 5 days, jerking off almost constantly in some form or another...my sister had just come home from the beach with her friends and they were busy changing out of their swim suits and running back and forth from her room to the hallway bathroom...I walked by the bathroom just as one of her friends exited in just a towel...the huge mess in the bathroom caught my eye and I was just about to say something about how gross the 5, 13 year olds were with the shit thrown all over the bathroom...but as I started to speak I saw this girl Monique's bikini laying on the floor just inside the door to the bathroom. She had seriously just gone in there, stripped out of her bikini, thrown on a towel and ran off to my sisters bedroom where her clothes were I guess. Monique was one of the cutest of my sisters friends and always managed to find a way to be just a little too flirtatious with me...I went into the bathroom and pushed the door shut reaching down and picking up her tiny bikini bottoms...FUCK...they were still warm...my hard-on was instant and all that pent of cum was threatening to escape on its own...I dropped my shorts letting my hard-on spring free...letting it slap my belly...I slowly brought the warm bikini bottoms to my face and inhaled...my hand had wrapped around my cock at the base so as to enjoy the moment but not let myself cum...if I touched the head that would have been it! I smelled and then tasted the crotch of Monique's bikini and knew this was going to be it...5 days of cum...I imagined the smooth panel inside the crotch rubbing against her tiny pussy and felt my hand tremble as my heart raced and I struggled not to make any noise...I could still hear the girls zipping back and forth in my sisters room...someone opened her door and I could hear footsteps...fuck...I was too close now...I clenched down squeezing my butt cheeks together and not daring to move my hand still wrapped firmly around the base of my throbbing cock...then just as I felt the first contraction of my orgasm the door started to open...FUCK...I didn't lock it! She was right there...time stood still as the door opened and the first full contraction hit me blasting a huge stream of hot cum from the tip of my penis...I followed it as it jetting up and toward the door...finally splashing mightily against the tanned arm of MY SISTER...time accelerated...she screamed...I tried to grab my cock to aim it another direction...jet after jet of cum continued to blast forth...all while she tried to figure out what the fuck was going on...she had looked at me as the 3rd or forth blast erupted only looking at my face for a split second before being unable to tear her gaze from my erupting dick...she tried to block the 4th and 5th blast by holding her hand up...problem was that the hand she chose to use was holding her towel up and as she raised her hand - indeed blocking a blast of cum - her towel feel to the floor...she spun around and bent down to grab it...BAD idea...I mentioned I had at least 5 days saved up right...the remaining ammunition in my balls jetted forth all over her lower back, ass and legs as she bent in front of me to retrieve her towel...he beautiful bare pussy was totally visible to me as my cum splashed on her butt and then slipped down her crack toward that pink piece of heaven...I still held the bikini in my hand and my instinct was to use it to wipe the cum from her butt as it moved rapidly down toward her fertile virginity...I moved toward her closing the 2 feet between us quickly...she backed slightly and before I knew it my cock stabbed her in the butt...OK SO HERE CAME LIKE 3 MORE BLASTS...I hadn't even been touching myself after the first couple blasts but that contact with her warm bare butt energized my balls to send forth all that was left...the first blast escaped, shooting up her back and lubing the way for my entire shaft to slip between her cheeks...almost falling I reached out finding myself with my arm wrapped around her waist and my hips involuntarily thrusting against her...she squeeled and told me to let her go moving apart just enough to let my cock slide down and then between her thighs...Monique suddenly came into focus...she saw me holding her bikini bottoms in front of my sister as my arm was still wrapped around her najked waist...and thinking I was tickling my sister or something ran up to us and tried to make me let my sis go...and you guessed it...as grabbed my arm to pull if from around her waist my still spewing cock fired again...she caught the final blast all over the front of her little jean shorts that she had just put on...she and my sister both fell to the floor squealing and I just held myself and tried to not pass out...5 days worth...all over the place...

Ok...the truth is I jerked off watching them in the living room from the loft above as I stuffed Monique's bikini bottoms against my face...I did really have 5 days worth on board and came so hard some of it did jet over the edge and land on the floor near where they were laying watching TV...moments later Monique stepped in it and was like...ewwww...what is that wet stuff on he floor...

 

at work in the bathroom many times...the women at work were just too hot!!! Also in the back yard at home..no biggee there....Tell ya what...I don't care where I am at if I ever get poison oak between my legs I will jack it off faster than a jack hammer....did that a couple of times when I contacted it....only thing that would give
short term relieve me....AND IT FELT GREAT...

 

We have a swimming pool at home. In the summer when the water is warm and the pool circulation system is running, if I'm home alone I'll put on my trunks and stand up near one of the side jets. I'll let the water massage me through my trunks, then I'll turn around, drop my drunks in the back and let the water stimulate my ass for a while. Then I'll face back to the jet and drop the front of my trunks below my balls and let the water jet massage my nuts and cock. The jet is pretty strong, and the water flows side to side on my cock. It's a good sensation - somewhat like a tongue running on my cock. I can cum this way after a few minutes of the stimulation. I've probably done this about a dozen times, but always keeping a look out to make sure someone doesn't walk up on me.

 

I'm home officed and I always have my favorite toy when I'm working. When I have to fly to Dallas for a board meeting, I love inserting my mini vibrator and enjoy the long boring meetings. But last month I went too far and got so excited I orgasim in my dress. It was a bit awkward trying to turn it off with no one noticing.

 

Once I was going in a bus with sleeper coach!
I masturbated in bus.... Lol!!!

 

Made me laugh

 

You have a natural penchant for telling stories... Keep it up and you'll make it big as a porno script writer

 

I once masturbated driving home on the M6 having had some phone sex on the way.It didn't take me long before I came and the safety of others was not compromised (I hope!)