whats in your pockets?

LOL! You picked the right guy to ask this question of!

I'm a regular Tom Sawyer when it comes to carrying stuff around in my pockets!

I distribute the following among all four jeans pockets:

1 Zippo lighter
1 Kubotan with a Turk's Head knot tied around it
1 Vector jet-flame lighter
1 1989 pure silver U.S. dollar (great for flipping)
2 three-foot strands of paracord for practicing knots
1 Zippo money clip with some cash
1 mini frisbee
1 bottle of contact lens moistener
1 Fisher Space Pen
several black hair rubberbands
a few coins
1 Leatherman "Squirt"
1 Benchmade "Mini-Griptilian" pocket knife
1 Spyderco "Military" pocket knife

And yeah, apart from the coin change, I usually carry ALL of this around with me all the time -- except on skydives.

-Jeffrey

 

no theres two threads

 

sooo confused... why are there two threads... brain slowly imploding aaaargh

 

chaos made a thread just like this a while back, and after seeing this thread, decided to bump the old one back up.

 

2 miniture bottles of ameretto, a lighter, about an 1/8 of what a friend grew in my cigarettes, lip gloss, tums and some lint but now it's here near the keyboard and no longer in my pockets.

 

oh and in the other pockets my atm card, a ten and my old fake id (I am now of age but lost my drivers license heh)

 

oh adn normally I have nothing in my pockets but the chick i went with is rather hippieish and well I just feel way silly carrying a purse around with her.

 

ok I will now stop posting in this thread as no one really cares what's in my pockets and I want a cookie but don't have any

 

Let me get this straight:

Because you lost your real ID, you are carrying your fake ID... because... you would present it to some authority figure when your ID is required? Does that sound like a good idea, and a better plan than putting your ass in gear and getting your real license replaced??

Sounds like a good plan for getting charged with possession of a forged document, or whatever they rap you with when you alter an official state-issued ID card.

-Jeffrey

 

How can we be sure you don't mean "smoke" in the black english sense of "kill, usually with a firearm"?


You must be a badass if you can "smoke God"!

-Jeffrey

 

I'm getting a new license i wanted a drink adn I don't look 21.

 

I have a shot glass in my pocket

 

uhm isn't this thread what's in your pockets as opposed to judge the behaviors performed by lynsey that you deem wrong and tell her?

 

I'm just going to say this I think you're the biggest poser on here and I don't like you so how about you stop commenting on anything I post?

 

a lighter, 5 dollars, some change, and a bus schedual.

 

i have a cookie in my pocket if you want it

 

I have a snake.... a trouser snake.

 

chapstick

 

Chapstick and 75 cents