What's Happening???

Hmm. You know what?
I think the neighbors are having an early Xmas lunch. I can hear people having a good good laugh.

 

Impressive but I think I can top that, there's a bridge in Westwood Mass that's notorious for snagging trucks,

I'm talking at least a dozen trucks and yet the trucks continue to ignore the low clearance sign...

 

You've got me topped wit dat one hw......

Butt

I've still got you beat with my crypto-sporidium though.

 

Cryptosporidium, Yeah I don’t think I want to top that one..lol…

 

As in T-rex's and Terodactyl's good good laughs?

 

Lol.

More like family laughter and good times, not what I would call dehumanised evil people good times.

BTW. I missed them this year.

 

Why didn't Tarzan have a beard?

 

Irms

I missed you talking about them too. I looked forward to hearing about them causing a ruckus.

All I heard was about Micksal blasting people in da face and gettin' hosed......

Where's Ali with the motherfucking dope?
I be ballin' like a mo'fuckin' pro.......
I ain’t a mo'fuckin' joke......
You fuck around and get poled.......

 

I don't know........Why didn't Tarzan have a beard?

 

I'm having a fun playing a Secret Santa at my dance studio.

But I've changed it from Secret Santa to me being "The Dancing Elf"

I got some gifts for the staff.I put all of their names on the tags, but put (the from) "The Dancing Elf"

I snuck the gifts into the building on a Sunday.

Now last night , I come in, I see the gifts on the side of the wall. I make no reaction, just go about my business.

My dance instructor says to me 15 minutes into the lesson...." Pete..... can I ask you a question, .......(*pete* sure)....... do you know anything about a dancing Elf?"

I almost Pfftted... with a snicker/smile, but I didn't break character. I replied....

"Hummm.......*slowly*..... Danc---ing------Elf.....*pete puzzled look* hummm... *pete shakes head* ....... not sure"

She replies back.... " ok .... cause some gifts were left by a dancing elf"

My response back...."Hummm."

She gave up any further questions...... we continued with dance lesson..

To be continued...Part Deux........ Thursday December 20th 6pm.... hehehehe......

 

I am a berliner

 

Ooops...Time to get dressed and go to see the sunshines of my life!

 

The lil' trips....

 

Got back home safe and sound. Mission accomplished.

 

Everything ljubljana

 

everything lovey dovey

 

Morning,

Took a random day off of work. Heading out soon to get brunch and a massage with a friend. I've never gotten one before, so I am excited to try it.

 

Mornin' folks....what's happenin' now is I'm sittin' here at my desl contemplating all the stuff I gotta do around here today. Yesterday was a painting day, painted half a window & three doors. Gettin' ready for Christmas......oh joy.....

 

Bad morning
Blahlblahblhabblah

 

Let us know how you like it.
I get a massage every now and then.
Feels good, man.

 

I'm cold. Wish I could go to a hamam.

 

I have no idea, Pete.
I was wondering myself. Maybe he just couldn't grow one?