What's Happening???

I've decided to retire on Monday June 1st, 2036...6,413 days from now. If I live that long.

 

I think I can speak French, but I know I can't. But if I could I would and I hate it.

 

An Englishman hating French.

Interesting.

 

Americans just hate other Americans.

 

So literally everyone hates Americans.

 

What a sad country, and an even sadder people.

 

Don't the Japanese still love us? Or is that over now?

 

Yeah you're big in Japan.

 

Phew! Least we got one fan left

 

I'm not qualified to answer. I doubt they ever liked us as much as we were told. But they did seem to gobble up our culture and adapt it readily enough.

 

I love Japanese bubblegum punk

 

Time to get ready:

Fresh breath #1
Close shave
Dress pants
Dress shirt buttoned down
Hair combed
Cologne *pist pist pist*

No tie

Veteran's dance ball starts at 730pm.

 

I saw a retirement timer advertised. It looked like a great gift for somebody. It had a countdown to retirement.

 

I don't really mean this. Just had a surge of irritation.

Sorry America. I love you.

 

Some of the people, on the other hand....

 

Whoa, I want one...where did you see it?

 

Over 300 million people, bound to be several million duds.

 

It's called a stop watch.

In your case though, I don't think they count backwards from several decades.

 

Jimmy Butler to the Sixers, @McFuddy

 

Worst. Strip. Club. Ever.