What's Happening???

So, I remembered to turn on the Crock-Pot this time, but I over filled it, and i have a small diaster going on.

So I said fuck it and made a drink

 

12 gauge double barrel
Loaded full of buckshot
Brewin up that mountain dew
It boilin like a crockpot
Deep out in theese southern woods and
Far away from evrything
Out amongest the tombstones
Cookin up that hurracain

 

That's why you never start out kissing a troll's ass.

 

Day 6 of the attempted keto diet.
It's 2am, I am starving. I have next to zero energy. If I don't get food soon I'm going to have no choice but to eat my wife though I feel her purge in weight will only satisfy me for one meal only.

 

They say it tastes like chicken......

 

You need some fat bombs, Irm

 

I thought you could eat as much protein as you wanted to on that diet? You shouldn't be hungry like that.

 

It was 3 meals worth of pastrami and far from miserable

 

You actually want more fat than protein. It's more filling and excessive protein is stored by the body instead of burned

 

I Heard It Tastes Like Fish..... .......................................OK I'll Leave Now....



Cheers Glen.

 

I no longer look at my rabbits as house pets, rather, I think of them as a viable food option. Laying here on the couch unable to move from lack of energy. Was that a mouse? Oh how I have vivid dreams it might crawl into my mouth for a little food comfort.

 

Lol no we are good, my miss just grabbed my waist and said look at you! I know I know. I swear I've lost 2-3 kilos this week. I feel good, when I went to charity the other day it was the best I had felt for a while. I was able to drink all day and not even get a concern a beer belly was forming because there wasn't. Lol. I think my body just used up all the beer

 

Yeah that diet can be dangerous if you guys arent eating enough fat.

 

Was That The Day You Posted On Here And Said You Were "Dead Drunk".....AT 7-00 AM...???..



Cheers Glen.

 

7 more lbs to lose 'til I get below 200

I'm petsitting my friend's pit bull blue healer again.

 

Celtics currently destroying the Pistons...

 

Well my diet has been loose as, it's just the main meals I have been making for her that I have been eating but we are doing fine. I didn't need the diet but I feel good just from the food I have been creating. I still eat carbs for lunch etc. My miss is off bread and rice and everything fun though but then she can eat pork ribs because it's got the right fats in it, so that's cool. Just need to fill plate with heaps of baked veges for her.

 

Way to go!

As long as you didn't start out at 208 that is...

 

Since we're discussin' weight I can proudly say I've gone from 260 lbs to 205 since I got to the farm

 

Gotta be a connection there...