What's Happening???

Hehe running horse liked a post about a horse. Thats meta

 

At Wendy's. Was my favorite fast food resteraunt...actually was the only one I would consider going to. They stripped the menu and made everything combo meals and added the touch screen to order. Walked out, not going to any fast food places in the foreseeable future.

 

Always free for questions Miss

Bull fuckin' God damned shit...... Spendin' time with a horse should make you excited. If it don't there's somethin' wrong with you. Horses are amazin' creatures

 

I've only tried riding a horse once but couldn't get it to do anything other than walk around in a circle.

 

I once came across a porn video of a horse fucking a girl. She was also sucking the horses wang. It was weird.

 

Oh.

 

You're right, that is bull fucking god damned shit. I am excited.

 

Tough sound like my mom. She's been riding dressage since she was 12. She still competes to this day. She's always tried to lure me on that direction, but I've had a surf board tucked under my arm for 25 years, so it never took.

To me, horses are just really big pets.

 

My friend had elk as 'pets'. I went out there one day and three of them got me cornered, not being aggressive but just very curious. One of them took off my hat. Another kept biting at my pockets. It was intimidating; them things is huge.

 

Funny I was just gonna mention I was at eally world and a girl there looked like she just got off a horse. She didn't seem handicapped in any way she walked ok, just with that wide bow legged shuffle that you do after an eight hour ride.

 

Random weird shit like this deserves an encore. So I quoted it.

 

I've uh... Never been on a horse.

 

But you've been "with" a horse

 

*somewhat defensively* It was platonic. And I asked you to stop bringing that up, you're embarrassing me in front of the guys!

 

Fuck off I didn't give it away that horse knickerin' at you outside the pub window is to blame

 

Suddenly i regret bringing up horses

 

That cheeky bastard.

 

It was platonic!!!

 

McFuddles regrets it far more I swear

 

But wait... those touch screen boards also let you customize your burger (and whatever else you get).
Which means they can't say "Oh, I didn't hear you right" or some bullshit.

I use one at McDonald's and totally customize my quarter pounder (*cow bell*).
No ketchup, no onions, no pickles.
Light mayo, light mustard.
Increase cheese to 2 slices.
Add a slice of tomato.
Add chopped lettuce (sometimes).

Hells yeah.
(Well, maybe more like "darn tootin, yeah"... it's still McDonald's. It's not like it's Five muthafuckin Guys!!!)