What's Happening???

I dont feel hungover but rather worn out like I was on a roller coaster..

 

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Yours truly last night....lol

 

me too, but with less clothing..

 

Over an hour later ........

Hangover gonners.

What was in medicine cabby and the chicken broth soup both worked...

 

We're out of coffee so I was thinking about running to a coffeeshop this morning and surprising the bae with the basic bitch coffee he likes so much
Debating going in my reindeer onesie, getting dressed is too much effort when the house is cold

 

If I could wear tracksuit everywhere I would.. actually a almost do. I do like my tshirts, but mostly I could wear leggings, yoga and sweat pants or no pants all the time..

 

Lol. Orison the chav. Hard to see it.

 

My best friend for about a year in middle school just released a film, which he directed. It's got one showing in a theater near me next weekend and I believe he's going to be present. I want to go but I feel my social anxiety kicking in even thinking about seeing him after so long.

Actually first guy I ever played guitar with.

 

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Just go! Unlikely he won't appreciate it

 

What are the arguments for not going in your onesie?

 

I guess it depends on the design of the onesie

 

Somehow I assume when people mention they're wearing a reindeer onesie its not of a skinned reindeer, but fair enough

 

There weren't many

 

go, stupid.

 

Hey Y'all

 

Hello.

 

Double post

 

lol..................

Navy SEAL's Rules:
1. Look very cool in sunglasses
2. Kill every living thing within view.
3. Adjust Speedo.
4. Check hair in mirror.

US Army Rangers Rules:
1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
3. Request permission via radio from 'Higher' to perform killing.
4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.

US Army Rules:
1. Curse bitterly when receiving operational order.
2. Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee.
3. Curse bitterly.
4. Curse bitterly.
5. Do not listen to 2nd LTs; it can get you killed.
6. Curse bitterly.

US Air Force Rules
1. Have a cocktail.
2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
3. See what's on HBO.
4. Ask What is a gunfight?
5. Request more funding from Congress with a 'killer' Power Point presentation.
6. Wine & dine ''key' Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry executives.
7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
8. Declare the assets 'strategic' and never deploy them operationally.
9. Hurry to make 13:45 tee-time.
10. Make sure the base is as far as possible from the conflict but close enough to have tax exemption.

 

I'll take the army.
Fuck the rest those cunts.

 

US Navy Rules
1. Go to Sea.
2. Drink Coffee.
3. Deploy the Marines.
Go Navy !

And the next.. You've got to love the military, The following directive was issued by the commanding officer of all naval installations in the Middle East.

All: US Navy Directive 16134 (Inappropriate T-Shirts)
To: All Commands Subject:
Inappropriate T-Shirts Ref: ComMidEast For Inst 16134//24K
All commanders promulgate upon receipt. The following T-shirts are no
longer to be worn on or off base by any military or civilian personnel
serving in the Middle East :

1. 'Eat Pork or Die' [both English and Arabic versions]
2. 'Shrine Busters' [Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic shrines]
3. 'Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy' [Both English and Arabic versions]
4. 'Goat - it isn't just for breakfast anymore.' [Both English and Arabic versions]
5. 'The road to Paradise begins with me.' [Mostly Arabic versions, but some in English.]
6. Sniper scope cross-hairs.
6. 'Guns don't kill people. I kill people.' [Both Arabic and English versions]
7. 'Pork. The other white meat.' [Arabic version]
8. 'Infidel' [English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.]

The above T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges upon receipt of this directive.

In addition, the following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this message:

1. 'Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range at 0800 Daily.'
2. 'Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb bastards?'