What's Happening???

Yes. This week.

 

220€ to put the rabbit under and file it away!
Yeeesh.

 

Friend says I should make him into sabre tooth bunny for memes before I get it fixed. Lol.

 

I might not pay that kind of crazy money to put a rabbit to sleep but if I had it I might if he was my favorite hare. Sorry for your loss

 

Yeah I know. I'll get it done though it's my responsibility to as a pet owner.

 

Número uno in Spanish on Duolingo for my current league for the time being.

 

Es casi imposible hablar español t traducir a Alexa ..

 

That's pretty close actually I can read it.

If a Spanish person was saying it as hell translate that..
Telemundo.. Univision. Google sure those words

 

Then quiet down

 

I like how my shadow looks in a raincoat at sunrise. Looks like I should be kicking through some saloon doors about to shoot up the joint. actually I looked better half sideways now my head is small.

 

,You look like Lamont Cranston aka The Shadow?

 

Does he do cool stuff? If not then I don't wanna be him.

 

Yeah, he's cool

He has the ability to "cloud men's minds so they cannot see him".

 

Ohh. OK well I'm gonna pistol whip to cloud men's minds instead. the new action hero mistress.

 

You quiet down, you horse's ass.

 

There's no need for you to resort to violence.

since you're a female all you have to see is flash and our minds are temporarily clouded.

 

I'm not teaching young girls that flashing your breasts gets you anywhere. Slapping a mofo across the face with a pistol handle on the other hand, see that's what is gonna sell comics and movie seats.

 

I watched a doco once on pistol whipping a ballistic dummy and the old pistols from the western days, like a hammer hey. You weren't getting back up, ever.

 

Pretty much, attempting to learn Spanish again has made me realize it's much easier to learn in my own place as opposed to a classroom with 20 attractive 18-21 year old College Girls distracting me.

 

Odd are, one of them digs older blokes.
You gotta play the percentages.
Its all maths