What's Happening???

How do you know she is late? You just don't know when is going to be the moment a blow job is the most vital thing to the well-being of your soul.
Angels are always exactly on time.

I think the thing was, mostly we didn't believe it was a real story

 

I had a boyfriend in high school who couldnt spell and would write me notes like -

"Hello my beautiful angle"

And I still pronounce angel as angle whenever I see it written out.

One day your blow job giving angle will come, mcfuddy

 

I hope when my blow job angle comes she is blowing from the right angel.

 

If you grab her by the by the back of the head and move it to the right angel so it can go down her throat, it feels just like getting a blowjob from an angle.

 

In a gentleman. I dont grab anything unless she asks me too.
(But I will be sure to ask her if this is ok next time)

 

If you don’t know if your partner likes it, asking might be wise instead of just doing it when in a position they can simply bite down and ruin all your chances for future blowjobs.

 

If I was a guy I would not have a partner I believed was capable of biting my dick off. She's probably dangerous.. in general

 

Going to watch a church service online. Because I overslept.

 

I had a girlfriend that bit my dick just hard enough for me to realize the mortality of the the thing and the actual vulnerable position you’re in when getting sucked off.

She also tried to claw my jugular vein out and clawed my back when I was shaving one morning. Needless to say we aren’t together anymore.

 

You don't have evening service?

 

Wise move.

 

Fellatio. Who really has the power?

 

One time I woke with my GF sleeping next to me. I had a hard on and she was naked. I thought that sex would be the perfect thing to wake up to having but it would technically also be rape. imagine my disappointment when I told her the next day and she replied "you should have stuck it in" ;(

 

Still the man, unless the woman is actually insane and has no fear of being murdered, or the law.

 

Ah. You underestimate the power of seduction. I was taking it to another level.

 

I've noticed that after not attending Catholic masses anymore, it's hard to find non-denom churches who offer Saturday services. There's no Sunday evening services.

 

AH.

 

I'm attempting to keep alive a kitten who was living outside, alone. One sibling was run over and the other killed by a raccoon. The mother could care less about it. It's probably 6 months old.

Long story short - She chomped down on my finger when I was poking a pill down her throat.

Ow!

I love kittehs...

 

I've been watching the netflix show (which is oddly satisfying) and was inspired to start with a drawer today. A lot of my drawers and cabinets have transformed into junk drawers and it drives me batshit insane.

Some of the things she does, like thanking inanimate objects and the whole applying joy to inanimate objects..so basically, her whole concept..seemed a little silly to me but actually doing it made me feel the intention and purpose behind it. And it worked, I feel lighter now. I keep opening the now clean and organized drawer and looking at it and it centers me lol

 

Like Glen said, ite really will transform everything about how you live life.