What's Happening?

The shitty 22 yr old neighbor was trying to start shit with me today.

I'm walking my dog and she comes home with her boyfriend. By the time they get out of the car, I've turned my back towards them and am facing into my yard.

She gets out of the car and starts chimping out running her mouth and her boyfriend asks her what she's doing. Then I here him tell her "No" and to stop.

She tells him that he doesn't know me and I'm a nosy bitch. I hear her yell "Nosy Bitch" a few more times and then I here him say "Who, her?".

By this time I'm headed to my back yard with the dog and she is still chimping out, whooping and hollering. My son's dog starts barking and she hears him call the dog from where he was not visible on his porch.

That's when she stopped acting like an idiot.


Then her sister comes home, and their mom comes out of the house. The first thing she does is look for me in the yard. They all start chittering and are about to go full chimp when I walk over to where my husband is at the back of our car. They go silent again when they realize I'm not out by myself.

I'm so sick of them taunting me every time that I'm outdoors.

 

Reminds me of this time I was working for a paving company in the ghetto. I was 16yr old. Wasnt even allowed to work but I lied about my age. so Im watching the equipment when these thugs show up, they seen us a couple times. I guess now was time to strike. so they walked over and asked me for 5dollars and I said i dont have any money. they began saying come on dude, all this equipment you got some money. And I said ok, hold on Ive some in my bag on the trailer. I then grabbed the kerosene sprayer.. just a garden sprayer with kerosene in it.. pointed it at them and then sprayed the ground with it. and lit a lighter. and said get the fuck out of here. They never came back.

 

You're a wild man! One of the many reasons that I adore you!

 

Get A Room You Two......



Cheers Glen.

 

What makes you think we haven't already???

 

i can always guess what will happen next on hipforums: someone with no posts will create a thread about jacking off on his sister's barbie dolls.

 

I always used my sister's Ken doll.

 

And then he'll share his wife

 

Not Today.......Our New Troll Is Having Far Too Much Fun In The Conspiracy Forum to Post

There......BUT......Give It Time....



Cheers Glen.

 

Boby Marley was assassinated by toe fungus or some such

 

Oh yeah, the CIA shot off Bob Marley's toe...or something.

 

Later homie!

 

I ate red beans and rice today and now I got the screaming farts.

 

I had to shit in public again today

 

The absolute worst.

 

Yeah or some gay guy boasting about the virtues of anatomically correct ken,...lol...

 

Happens driving on a highway too.

 

Würst ***

 

Liverwurst

 

Bratwurst.....



Cheers Glen.