What's Going To Happen?

Two pork shoulder cuts seasoned and ready for the oven, egg and potato salad on the horizon, eventual pastelitos de carne con pasa calling my name, beer and apple juice just waiting to be mixed. Family coming over with their homecooked stuff.

What's going to happen?

 

I'll Tell You What's Going To Happen "Sunshine".........If One More Thread Is Posted Here Asking

Any Form Of The Word "Happen"........I'm Going To Go "Ape-Shit" And Cause Them "Major Trauma".......



Cheers Glen.



P.S......This Post Is Meant As A JOKE.

 

maybe later

 

Political arguments
Bellies so full that buttons need undoing
Football will be watched
Lies about how good the food is
And other stuff

 

Why dafuq would you want to mix beer and apple juice?

And why lie about the family coming over when you know damn well it's only a matter of you walking up the basement stairs and sitting down at mom's dinner table? You don't have to lie, bruh.

 

My sister always makes a hot cider. I will try it every year between beers. Sometimes it's good sometimes it's not. If it's good I will have a full glass.

 

You will probably get in a serious argument with several family members about the beer.

 

I will get tipsy on wine to help me get through the day.

I like the concept of feasting with family

But the reality is i have to go to two different dinners, one at 1 and one at 4, and i'm exhausted just thinking about it

So what is going to happen is definitely wine, all the wine

Also at some point today we're going to get the inevitable call to pick up my partner's grandparents, which involves giving his grandpa a bath and helping him get dressed. Which we dont mind doing but every fucking year no one bothers to ask us until about 10 minutes before we need to get him

So ..VINO!

 

What do YOU believe is going to happen? I believe I am going to drink another cup of Earl Grey, meditate, and leave reality to it's myriad machinations until somewhere around 3... maybe smoke a bit and tune in to some Floyd, Beatles, or Lindsey Stirling

 

clocks will continue ticking, their arbitrary quanta, and the planetary rotation they represent will continue to occur
temperatures averaged over the entire year and the entire planet will continue to rise by amounts no one would ever notice,
were it not for the effect this has of melting glaciers and ice caps, incrementally raising sea levels and altering coastlines.

these themselves directly imperil almost no one not living on isolated low lying islands,
but indirectly, spell potential doom for large swathes of humanity everywhere.
not from eroding coastlines themselves, but from inundation of food producing areas,
other crop failures do to altered climate conditions,
and the ideal breading and mutating conditions for as yet unknown forms of diseases.

(i love lindsey stirling but prefer lapsong souchong, licorice spice, and my own quasi-moccha.)

may walk up to the senior center for free turkey meal,
but i'f i'm going to do that, i should have been already out the door.
being a holiday there are few buses, but also i have a house full of food,
granted almost none of it traditional holiday trimmings.
so i don't really have a strong motivation for anything other then my own every day routine
which involves doing what i am now on the computer.

 

This thread! What a disappointment! Haha..to think I envied you guys, but you get to do it all over again at Christmas!
We only do Christmas! And it's brilliant!

Happy Thanksgiving you people

 

I hated thanksgiving earlier today, but 3 glasses of wine in i have made my peace with the holiday

 

I wouldn't eat turkey, don't like it.
But yall have fun, may your bellies be full.
Even those of you who could stand to lose a lil weight.
Relax, drink, eat, enjoy with your families.

You sure do have a lot to be thankful for.

And may God/Heavenly Father bless us all.

Amen.

 

I am going to keep fighting and pursue my dreams even though they've been broken time after time.

 

I see yoga and the gilmore girls in my future

 

The new season???
When is that??

 

I ate tacos alone in my bedroom for thanksgiving. Then I hung out with my nephew watching Star Wars while he had the flu and was vomiting all over.

 

Rockband if my wrist can handle it...tried throwing darts. Only missed the board the first time but I am used to hitting within a couple inches of what I aim at. I was aiming at the bull and hit a double 19 a triple 19 and a lower 19. Then I hit 3 lower 17s

Consistent but not in a good way

Edit;oh yeah the time I missed the board I was wearing the brace. Took it off after that first throw.

 

It was released on netflix today! Here at least, i dont know if release dates vary in different countries

 

I had a blast. I doubled as the CIC(Cook-in-cheif) and child-whisperer, got a special present, everyone ate more than they should have. Can't complain.