What's amused you today?

Our late lamented English setter was spoilt, goofy, terrifyingly tenacious and possessed a totally unbridled sex drive. If he got on the trail of a bitch, he would charge across three main roads, race twenty miles until he caught up with her and then mount her from the wrong end. His libido was only equalled by his ineptitude.

Like an English Peer who discovered after three years of marriage during which no heir appeared that he had been buggering his wife all the time.

Jilly Cooper

 

AstraZeneca is convinced that plenty of doses may be necessary ASAP!

“We are starting to manufacture this vaccine right now. And we have to have it ready to be used by the time we have the results.”

Coronavirus vaccine goes into production in UK​

 

Thought of an old, stupid joke this morning: Shopper in a butcher shop.

Butcher: May I help you?
Shopper: Yes, I'd like a pound of hamburger, two pounds of ribs and a pound of kiddleys.
Butcher:uh--you mean kidneys?
Shopper: I said kiddleys, diddle I?

 

Our local IKEA Manager is retiring so I sent him this cake!

 

Churches to re-open soon. Be prepared!

 

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I was doing it right.