What's amused you today?

Absolutely brilliant.

 

I liked the
" In space nobody can hear you cough "

 

Me too. lol
I must fetch some Vids from my Whatsapp to this thread.

 

Rainbow will like those. Lol

 

Omg that made me laugh. X

I must get Lottie to this thread.

 

Heeeeerrrrreeess...LOTTIE

 

You found her
There is a brilliant vid on twitter.
I just can't get it to post!!!!

 

Nothing yet, been awake 10 minutes

 

I am sure we can find something for later.
Watch the brilliant vid that Mally posted.

 

I’ll check it out

 

It is my favourite of the day so far.

 

This morning at my local supermarket really amused me, there we are queing to get in and it's cold and wet, and for some unknown reason they've only got two tills working!
There's loads of people jumping the queue as they have NHS lanyards proudly displayed around their necks, the fact that most of them are little old ladies with wheeled shopping trollies, seems to have escaped the numpty on the door who hasn't thought to see if there's actually a badge on the lanyard.
So there I am, all dressed in my 'tactical blacks' as usual, when out pops the security chief, who I've known for ages, he clocks whats happening and shouts for me to come to the front of the queue, "essential worker" he tells the numpty on the door, "oh, is he NHS then?" the numpty asks, "no, dog handler" replied the security guard, and in I went.
Well, if they're letting pensioners in masquerading as NHS staff ,why shouldn't I get in as an ex dog handler. lol

 

I have just amused Tesco.
One way system inside after queueing for an hour!!!
I got muddled end went backwards.
I need an me wine tonight.
I am going more crazy than ever!
Ain't that a fact.