This guy was the accordion player for the band. We had a very interesting conversation about the state of Polka Music in the Midwest.
Marriage is like a deck of cards. At the beginning, all you need is a diamond and two hearts. At the end, you'll wish you had a club and a spade.
IN THIS WORLD OF DEATH, DESTRUCTION AND SHIT--ISN'T IT LOVELY TO WATCH THESE LITTLE PRECIOUS ONES?? THERE'S BEAUTY TO BE FOUND, IF YOU WANT TO LOOK FOR IT!
I've a couple of "bonded" spaniels; one's a runt, no bigger than a smallish cat. I was trying to trim her claws (like wrestling Jell-O), when her mate heroically leapt into my lap, completely covering her body with his, and gave me a lick on the nose. Foiled again.