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Hotter than a Habanero eating a vindaloo on a sunbed.
Location - Great, just off the main road into Brighton and easy to find. Roughly a 10-15 minute walk in either direction you could find a supermarket, costa, independent cafes and pubs. A further 20 minute stroll would find you at the seafront and the famous Brighton Pier.

Parking at hotel – Limited would be an understatement and the parking bays are roughly the same size as a first class postage stamp and trying to navigate will require your vehicle to be able to turn on a five pence and you to have the driving skills of Lewis Hamilton. But £6 for 24 hours…bargain.

Hotel cleanliness – Considering the stay was ‘post covid’ and a lot of measures were put in place for the guests piece of mind (hand sanitiser at the reception area, masks to be worn in public areas) the bathroom (of the room) had the previous guests pubes in the shower and some delightful stains on the bedroom walls which could be seen with the heatwave sun beaming down on them. There was also a puddle of what looked like water next to the toilet which may have been water or the melted remains of the previous guest who hadn’t had chance to check out but instead just melted in the heat.

Hotel room - If there was a 10th circle of hell this room was hotter than it. Entering 606, the curtains were drawn which had trapped all of the midday heat in the room, after a 3 hour drive the last thing needed was to sit in a room to ‘freshen up’ but actually provide my own shower through perspiration. The fan provided in the room was less effective than an asthmatic covid survivor blowing on me through a straw, even on its highest setting it was completely in effective, all noise and no substance; I called the fan Katie Hopkins for this reason throughout my stay.
Opening the window was almost a complete waste of time as due to being on the 6th floor, measures were put in place to stop it being opened fully and flinging myself out in the lame attempt to find some sort of breeze or more hospitable climate.

Staff – couldn’t have been more accommodating, upon the request for another fan this couldn’t be met as they had already been given out to other guests as they were clearly all suffering as well but extra towels were supplied so that I could spend the evening in my room having cold showers

Whilst the weather can’t be helped by Travelodge or the staff, there must be some measures in place to make rooms more comfortable in the weather that was experienced during my stay.

Safe to say that I won’t be returning to this Travelodge in the summer months in an attempt to avoid any weather over 15 degrees at the risk of melting and having to be scraped off of the floor of my room.
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Date of stay: August 2020
Room Tip: bring an air con unit

 

Finally. This is so correct and I’m so annoyed when people say stuff like baby cows.

 

lol

 

That would never be allowed right now with COVID going around.

 

tHAT is why it was poignant. lol

 

Lmao

 

oh my god! As a woman that woman offends me...Lol pounding her vagina, Punching it. Lol. getting all up in that vagina, doing acrobatIf maneuvers. Lol.
Was that a comedy skit? Lol satire?

 

I think it's a real religious show..
And not comedy at all..

Sucks the volume is low..

 

The go Joe team..

 

WTF...lol..

 

Fast-forward 25 years........................lol...