Professor was lecturing on involuntary muscle contractions. Pointed to woman in front row, and asked if she knew what her arsehole was doing when she orgasmed. "Probably playing golf with his mates."
Well, it's nice to see some right wingers with a sense of humor. But it's still "they ". Always they.
Been having troubles with the neighbors dog coming and trying to take a chunk out of my 98lb Pitbull. The thing is 65lbs after dinner at best but being unneutered it thinks it weights in at 110. After the last time the dogs were at it I pulled my old burn barrel to act as a barrier at the corner to help keep them further apart. I think my neighbors took it as a different sort of message because over the next 2 days it appears they've packed up and moved