What's amused you today? XD

Yeah, could be fun.

 

I'm on-my-ass in love with my gf... that's pretty amuzin'

 

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LOL

 

Hahaha I meant bonking. lol

 

Yesterday morning going to work I had a real good laugh, I was doing some consultancy stuff so for once was able to wear a shirt and pants, just my usual, a white shirt, short sleeved and black pants,plus because I was on site, a hi-viz jacket. Anyhow a while ago I got a deal on some ex-police stuff, the jackets were summer grade so pretty lightweight, and had all the latest hi-viz patterns on it, the only thing removed was the police badges. So there I am sat in late 2 of the motorway, in rush hour lane one is full of trucks and I'm cruising nicely at 70 mph, a van comes hurtling up behind me and is basically trying to push me, I'm having none of it and carry on, I can't move into lane one due to the trucks so I stay where I am. This van then pulls into lane 3 and to pass me is doing about 80 mph, the passenger looks in to my window, like they do when they're going to give you some abuse of something, then see's what I'm wearing, notices the covert warning lights and has an 'oh shit' moment, perhaps he should have thought something with the lights in the rear window and the big yellow stickers 'warning guard dogs',
He looks at me and his face was a picture, he said something to the driver who instantly decided he wanted to pull into my lane, he got in front of me and slowed down to about 65mph, he kept looking in his mirror to see what I was doing, he looked ever so relieved when I pulled off at the next junction, I bet he drove a bit better from then on. lol

 

Phil lol

 

I found it

 

Thought for the day!

 

So so so so true. Lol